uneven boobs

The struggle of having one breast larger than the other. Some people get it bad. Bras are like having one boob that is a turtle in a shell that's too big for it, and the other boob is a hermit crab that had outgrown his shell.

VS employee: we will take your measurements to get you the perfect bra.

person with uneven boobs: OH SURE RIGHT OK YA YOU DO THAT.

by emiliesfo June 17, 2016

boob scoop

lifting your boob with your hands to make them look more perky.

the girls went to the bathroom to do a boob scoop.

by Alice shoreson January 25, 2019

Free boob

A woman going braless.

Jodi left her bra at home again so she had to free boob.

by Dr. iLiterate September 4, 2021

Boob Prison

The state of society making women wear bras to hide their nipples in public places like schools, theaters, restaurants, churches, etc. Boob prison is a form of discrimination towards women according to feminists.

Sexy Girl: I don’t believe in boob prison. Fuck bras!

by AntiCircumcisionMan August 14, 2020

dingle boob

a dingle boob is a person who doesn’t listen to to what someone says. they always like to snatch your bitches and suck there dicks.

dahlia: that bitch just stole my mans

me: that’s a dingle boob for ya

by lord michael jr.. May 16, 2018

barnacle boob

When you have big honkers, but your nipples are inverted (innie nips)

"That girl ugly, she probably had barnacle boobs."

by CactiFungi69 March 20, 2017

boob glen

The area between your boobs, where the sternum is.

"Aw, fuck, I got crumbs in my boob glen."

by haiiro January 20, 2014