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Blue Excitement

The low one gets when overly excited about something that never happens
"I was so excited about the party at the end of the month that when it got cancelled I had a killer case of blue excitement."
by A.M.B. October 19, 2008
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Blue Yeti

A very popular desktop microphone that has become a gold standard for most casual content creators. Mainly used for podcasts, livestreams, narration or ASMR.
User 1: Which mic should I get for podcasts?
User 2: Blue Yeti for sure
User 3: There are also cheaper mics if you dig around on Amazon or Aliexpress and their quality isn't that far off tbh
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 15, 2021
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blue pizza

Something that is particularly gross/ discussing
That bag of chips we got from the kebab shop last night was like blue pizza
Or
That thing looks like blue pizza
by InTheKnow.07 March 7, 2021
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blue anon

Any one of a number of Left wing literal conspiracy theories such as the Russia Hoax, Jussie Smollett hoax, Ukraine hoax, Covington Kids hoax, and the Brett Kavanaugh hoax. These conspiracy theories are generally promoted in the mainstream corporate press but are based on little to no evidence, generally from anonymous sources.
My sister is a typical Blue Anon believer who thinks elections are impossible to tamper with - unless it's Russia helping Trump win with $100k in facebook ads."
by Quincy Kev March 7, 2021
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Blue Book

A reality shifting script you design sexual fantasies and desires in and can shift into to fuck your desired partner and live out a life filled with whatever daily pleasure you wish.
EX:"i'm feeling Horny i'm shifting to my blue book tonight" *gets fucked* (teeheheheehh)
by harry'swhore February 24, 2021
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Blue Mexican

A completely innocent and non-offensive term that can be used to fool and confuse the gullible. In reality, it means nothing, but is used with the implication of sone hidden depth or sordid detail.
"You taught me so much, I even know what felching is!"

"True, but you don't know everything. Bet you haven't even heard of a Blue Mexican!"

"No, what's that?"

"Oh I couldn't say. Far too inappropriate!"
by Purplehobnob July 16, 2019
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Monday Blues

1. Common disease among many, mostly seen in students and employees, which refers to the feeling of not wanting to exist on a Monday morning.

Mainly caused by pulling all-nighters gaming or watching football, and often accompanied by symptoms such as sleeplessness, depression, and the feeling of impending doom.
Max: So sleepy that i almost overdosed on coffee. Mondays suck.
Lucas: Relatable. Monday Blues man, Monday Blues.
by ALAMNAM October 19, 2021
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