Delco bird bath

When u are in a rush and u fill the kitchen sink and splash water on your vagina and poodie hole

Jen was running late so she took a delco bird bath to save time!

by Tgtgtgtgtg April 25, 2022

pirate bath

A phrase used by a mother to a disgusting child (usually male) who refuses to bath or wash. in the misguided hope that her evil-smelling little darling -who believes he wants to be a pirate if her grows up- will remove just a little of the filth and grime which has accumulated and become in some small way acceptable to others.

Mommy said "have a pirate bath because that is how Pirates wash" and the beastly little creature believed her.

by Mo Lincs January 26, 2010

russell bates

one who is a fucking idiot, has a small penis which is used
for ramming cats up the ass =)

fuck you just pulled a russell
fuck you russell bates!

ex: james why can't my cat walk?
cause i pulled a russell

by dave nielsen March 21, 2008

Bates

Slang word of yiddish origin to call a girl who loves rugby boys, will spend a gap year hiking up Mount Everest in bare feet and will probably never ever learn how to make chicken dinner.

Uchh what a mierce bates she is.

by HMD92 January 27, 2010

acid bath

something you wish to give to a person/thing that you really hate

generally a horribly painful way of killing someone

the term is also perfect for death metal lyrics

"if that bastard comes near her again i'm gonna stick his head in an acid bath"

"This Next Song...Is Called...ACID BATH HOMICIDE!!"

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

Japanese Bath

To be showered in fecal mater while sitting in a tub.

John calmly lays down naked in the bath tub. Naked Jill squats over him in a cat like state of readiness. John screams, " Turn on the water!!!". Jill proceeds to defecate on John. Thus completing the age old ritual of the Japanese Bath.

by Dr. Googlimoogly January 14, 2012

forest bathing

A fancier term for skinny dipping

Every morning Steve goes down to the local lake for some forest bathing. He says it connects him to nature when really it is because he’s a prick.

by AghMcHaghYagh July 23, 2019