My sponge bath was sticky
by Wyatts mom January 10, 2021
Plugging up someone's arsehole with both your feet, giving them a gentle thrust and spreading just before yanking them out, pulling all the juice and shit out to cover your feet whilst trying to hold back the contents of a potentially prolapsed anus with your toes.
The cost of living crisis was so bad this year that nobody bought me socks for Christmas - so I had to convince the Mrs to do a Florida Foot Bath
by CoxfordEnglish December 18, 2022
by stinkyyiscool August 3, 2023
The practice of making sure the faucet is on in the bath tub usually for purposes of female pleasuring
by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021
A quick clean, often involving your most sensitive of jewels. Most commonly practiced when ordered by your sergeant, after a long day of field navigation.
by Gbenay August 9, 2022
by big willie won't February 4, 2022
Its a regular warm bath but with a twist, you throw in a plugged toaster while you are in the bathtub.
by Papazil March 2, 2021