blue-balligerent

A portmanteau of blue balls and belligerent. A feeling of irritability and anger caused by a lack of sex (withheld as punishment, staying with family, married, etc...).

Man:"I'm sorry I turned off Girls last night, I was just blue-balligerent."
Woman:"It's too millennial for my mom anyways"

by LabHippy November 14, 2016

hippie balling

The action of being on LSD and magic mushrooms at the same time

Dude, I was tripping so hard! I love hippie balling.

by Hippymama112 November 18, 2016

Cue balling

The male version of scissoring.

Oh man I had a great night of cue balling my date last night Scissoring

by Oatmel November 28, 2016

asphalt ballet

The unique bouncing and tumbling body moves that happens when your in a high speed motorcycle accident after hitting something solid that's low to the ground. Road rash dance!

Everybody gasped as we watched the reckless scooter driver doing the "asphalt ballet" without a helmet!

by Kevinkwik November 29, 2016

stres ballin

When you stressed out way to much about something

Damn my boyfriend got me stres ballin

by Kayy 8 E March 14, 2017

dry ballin

dri-BALL'n: latin origin (v.) when a man steams his wrinkly genitals with a hand held steamer while masturbating

"Did you see Rick with his steamer in the locker room yesterday?"

"Yeah, he was dry ballin in front of the entire team!"

by Eileenzamora August 22, 2017

real ballin

Real Ballin: When your girl makes you wear a condom, so you heil Hitler with your dick while inside her so the condom breaks and the kids come out Nazis.

When you get home and you just want to get some real balling on

by Zzzrrr October 2, 2017