Throb bating

Bating an onlooker by teasing them with the throb/bulge in your pants.

Catching someone's attention with the huge dick in your pants

Hey that dude was throb bating me!

by LANZIFIREFLY June 24, 2019

turtle-backing

When you throw a pie-tin full of whipped cream at someone’s back and it sticks to their back like a turtle shell.

“Wow, Elijah just got done turtle-backing Jeremy!”

by Educated_Scholar21301 August 22, 2019

visitors baring gifts

People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.

Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P

by QuacksO October 25, 2019

jump bazinga

(verb) to literally get wasted and high, and, as a consequence, go berserk on someone for no apparent reason

don't jump bazinga on me

by Sexydimma February 2, 2020

siti bAjingAn

refers to someone that is blind to see their own beauty.

girl, i’ll call you siti bAjingAn from now on..

by ewu_riarty April 21, 2020

Motor biking

Gay sex with two dicks in either hand all lubed and hit the throttle and take the turns

My pal from Lms liked motor biking liked the leather bar and double handies to finish

by Jim leahy June 11, 2020

Caught Bating

When you are masterbating while living with your parents, as a teenager, or you have roommates and someone walks in on you in the middle of doing it so you hide it

I've gotten caught bating many times but one time I had the movie step brothers on and I had the sound of porn on my phone. My mom walked in and I turned off my phone immediately but I was about to cum so I cut it off and I got my first case of blue balls. Like 10 or 20 minutes later my balls hurt so I got my porn back on and jerked off again the same thing happened again and my balls hurt so bad that I just finished while my mom was talking to me it was so embarrassing that I got caught bating

by GayGuyyyyy October 10, 2020