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you, me, aurest, and the boys 

originally coined by African- American philanthropist Vincent Myers, it refers to the grouping of the collective powers amongst 2 adolescent males that choose to associate themselves with albanian national congress representative aurest teme.
Man: I was going to watch the election of you, me, aurest, and the boys

Woman: Isnt this their second time running for congress?

Man: Yeah, they might win.
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rubbing against little boys on the bus

Something you should never, ever do. Seriously. Never.

Also the punch line in the first verse of the song 'Why mommy left us' By Steven Lynch.
There was once this guy, who I can't name, who is probably in prison this very second for doing exactly that.

"Daddy likes porno and 10 dollar whores. And daddy gets wasted and robs licker stores. And daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus. I think that's why mommy left us."

backstreet boys 

pieces of shit with mouths (unfortunately for us).
ugh, damn! That was one smelly backstreet boy you dropped in the pot!

13 Year Old Boys 

'13 Year Old Boys' aren't always just 13, the age it ranges from is about 12-16. It is infectious, therefor, be careful of who you surround yourself with.

Listen bands like Avenged Sevenfold, Slipknot, and Hollywood Undead
Most times, they drink Monster Energy Drinks, and save the cans.
They generally wear baggy pants, skull T-Shirts, and DC shoes.
They think they can BMX or skateboard, when usually they can't.
Whenever they go out, they travel with they're friends more than likely.
They often times like girls who wear T-Shirts with dinosaurs and dragons on them, wear lots of fake bracelets, and wear fake glasses.
Frequently, they like their mom better than their dad.
And last, but not least, when they take pictures of themselves, their hair is in the way of their face.
Did you see all those 13 Year Old Boys riding their bikes down the street with their Monster Energy Drinks.

Backstreet Boys 

The most amazing boy band in the world not just in the 90s but even now and they'll always be. They're best known for their song I Want it That Way and have sold millions of albums to friends everywhere worldwide. They're a lot better than Nsync even though Nsync is still pretty good and Justin Timberlake is hot.
DUDE REMEMBER THAT REALLY GOOD BOY BAND CALLED THE BACKSTREET BOYS?!?
YEAH MAN THEYRE TOTALLY BOSS.

10 year old boys

The most annoying age of the human body of a male. The creature's hobby is mostly just making fun of females who do anything or talk to anyone, and hanging out with their friends talking about Fortnite, demon slayer and discussing 18+ shows that they pretend they know everything what is going on.Can be found mostly inside their house playing Fortnite, GTA, or any other type of inappropriate game play. their most common vocabulary are either really bad roasts, any type of inappropriate word (including cuss words) or "Ur mom" which they would normally laugh hysterically at. Another odd hobby of this odd creature is looking up inappropriate words in google and bragging about it in school.

so to sum it up, most 10 year old boys are insolent, disgusting and extremely rude creatures and will probably keep this behaviour up till about 14 or 15 years old.

i hope you have read it up to here, because i spilled out all my hatred for 10 year old boys in this description of them.

signed, TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner.
if you are a boy like this in my class and you've read this description, sorry, not sorry, it's all true.

WARNING: this description doesn't apply for all boys, some are nice. SOME.
Girl: "Hey, can you show me where the cafeteria is? I'm new here!"
10 year old boys: "i'll show where the cafeteria is to UR MOOOOM!!! HEEEYOOOO!!!"
Girl: "I don't understand what you're saying but i really need to get to the cafeteria!"
10 year old boys: " Go FUCK yourself you FEMALE! Elgh!! Does your mom let you watch 18+? I bet she doesn't! HEYOOO!"
Girl: "Look, I really don't get why you're telling me all this, but i need to get to the cafeteria before the bell--

*BELL RINGS*
Girl: "--rings. Also girl: "I am SO being a lesbian when i grow up."

Bronte boys 

Bronte boys are a group of males ranging from 10 to 60 years old they like to spend their days down in the cubes sussin out the shories eyeing out the fitties. Known for their famous gully raves and infamous doggybags. They pull 85% of the fit bitches give 100% of all faggots shit
Ye u seen them bronte boys top blokes innit