Tug boat mafia

A very misfortunate group of men who have an extremely small penis.

His dicks so small he must the be the leader of the tug boat mafia

by Sweet Butterscotch June 22, 2016

Pasta boat

Filling a bathtub with steaming pasta and having intercourse with a gay Italian

The cleaning lady had a hard time drying out the bathtubs from last nights pasta boat.

by AronTheChairJacoby September 5, 2016

motor boat race

A competition between two teen boys and two teen girls to see who can motor boat the fastest

Hugo and Harvey had the coolest motor boat race with Ursula and Kim last night.

by Mixymixon April 18, 2017

puff boat racing

the sport of racing sailboats, often practiced by pretentious tossers from Ivy Leagues and private schools. A dull activity involving drifting around small lakes whilst barking like a pirate at other boats.

Casper's late for lunch again, he must be stuck on the pond puff boat racing again.

by trotter April 24, 2017

Trog bloater

Someone who cannot resist food

We went out for a meal and the trog bloater ate everything on the menu

by Gizslutski May 18, 2017

Meat boat

Double stuffed chalupa

Can you order me a meat boat at Taco Bell?

by Willowmom July 12, 2017

bean boat

A bean boat is a person that creates problems for themselves and others by simply attempting to do the things that they've been asked to do.

Like, try making a boat out of beans - it wont stick, the beans will separate and sink, and only the beans that float are the hollow beans that have been infected with insects.

"I asked him to paint the door but somehow he managed to break the door , sprain his wrist AND fuck the carpet all at once, fucking bean boat."

by wurdyburdyhurdygurdy July 17, 2018