The number of times your ass leaves or touches a seat for any given activity. Useful for evaluating the relative effort required between two activities, especially when one activity involves someone else doing the work.
If I eat the cold pizza in the fridge, that's an ass factor of 2 (ass leaves couch, get pizza, ass touches seat), whereas going to Burger King is an ass factor of 4 (ass leaves couch, touches car seat, leaves car seat and then touches couch).
If I get up and get a beer, that's an ass fact or of 2. If you get it for me, that's an ass factor of 0.
If I get up and get a beer, that's an ass fact or of 2. If you get it for me, that's an ass factor of 0.
by Pancreas100 March 7, 2009
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Get the Christmas ass mug.An ass burp is similar to a fart, in that it may be just as loud or quiet, but does not have the classic defining odor.
See also Butt Burp.
See also Butt Burp.
I nearly ran from the room when dad let a big one rip, but when I didn't smell anything, I realized it was just an ass burp!
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Stacy: I want it in my ass!
Steve: Give me a second, baby. *Applies chapstick*
Stacy: What are you doing?
Steve: Chapstickin' the ass.
Steve: Give me a second, baby. *Applies chapstick*
Stacy: What are you doing?
Steve: Chapstickin' the ass.
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