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no air me

Eat the shit while it is coming out of my ass. Before it hit the air.
You can "No Air Me"
by Jester February 22, 2004
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air force

The Chair... er, I mean AIR Force are those guys who wear BDUs like the Army, but are too good for guns. The Air Force is organized into Commands, Wings, Groups, Squadrons, and Flights (just to remind people that even if only a small fraction of the service is represented by pilots, the Air Force is all about planes). If at all possible they prefer to stay in the break room and watch TV for the better part of their work day. Many nations have Air Forces.
Get off your lazy asses and go bomb those SOB terrorists!!! Oh wait, we are grilling burgers and watching cable, then closing up early for the four day weekend. Maybe later.

An Air Force is a force composed largely of air. So much air, in fact, that it barely qualifies as a "force".
by Phayte January 3, 2007
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Air Force

(1) A Government-funded amateur flying club (2) An organization composed of prima dona aeronautical wannabes who were unable to find employment in the private sector. (3) A civilianized baby sister of Marine and Army Aviation whose song was written by the "Army Air Corps wives" (you read that right)(4) A misleading service with illusionary airmen who think they are on the same level of honor as the Marines as they drive from their air conditioned quarters to in their air conditioned cars to their air conditioned work stations.
The airmen of this branch themselves serve as an example of the entire Air Force as they can easily be picked out of a line by being a pitiful, chair-borne, public assistance program reject. A useless person whose lack of initiative, intellect, and physical stamine renders him incapable of finding employment elsewhere.
by Barrett Nance November 12, 2008
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air sandwich

word used to describe the motion of someone moving their lips without emitting sound, resembling the act of eating.
Due to his amazment, he started to eat an air sandwich.
by Justin Halley Scott July 14, 2006
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Air Force

Branch of the military that uses air craft to attack or defend land and airspace.
Yet another British invention.
The British Air Force is the RAF, formaly His Majesty's Royal Air Corps.
by AMX September 14, 2007
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Mid air

To Shoot a weapon at an object thats traveling in mid air and get a hit.

acronym: MA
i just Mid Aired SPAMKillerBee!
by some guy November 19, 2002
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air turd

A flatulence of notoriety to the point of a wretched stench that it is almost indistinguishable from the "real deal"; sometimes even causing passers by to check the bottoms of their shoes.
"Dude, your fart smells like someone took a dump in here! You definitely laid an air turd!"
by Genester October 11, 2007
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