Suck a goat

Some people just act and smell like they suck goats. Not to name any names. Sometimes they need to be reminded.

You smell like you suck goats for minimum wage. Go suck a goat.

by drypants August 27, 2022

Sucking Fupid

Not 'fucking stupid', but Sucking Dick.

Mabdaence 3rd, 9999
"Babe? Want to have a long sucking fupid time today?" Arin asks.
"Sure." replies Natalia.

by LesbianLover_NoDicksForME May 19, 2015

Double Suck

Double suck has many variations but the main definition is when you text a couple whorrr(s) after Venmo-ing them a couple thousands so they would come over and both suck your penis at the same time but unfortunately you black out and have to charge back the transaction via your financial institutional.

Also, Double Suck is a new brand of vape and apparel.

Additionally, when a man just tells a women to double suck him off.

Heyyy, whorrrr I need a double suck!!

Shit, I blacked out and didn’t get my double suck. That double fuckin sucks!

by noslipnoslack January 31, 2021

Suck out

Telling someone that what they are talking about is absurd.
Can be used sarcastically or in a argumetitive situation.

Person1: You have no friends!
Person2: Suck out!

by BSITPMAIWHWGOWM June 9, 2018

Suck and sniff

When she wants to give you a blowjob and sniff your ass at the same time.

Hey babe you ready for some suck and sniff?

by Dirty Dick April 16, 2020

suck a bagel

A predominantly Southern Minnesotan term, used around the twin cities suburban area. Meaning the same as "Suck my dick" or other similar phrases.

Andy: I definitely cheated off of your test answers man
Noah: Go suck a bagel, Andy

by klausjoneshasappeared April 27, 2019

grumble suck

When a girl blows you and makes half Moan and half mumble something and you can't hear her. But continue spreading cum in her throat. Don't forget breath mints.

That whore totally grumble sucked me hard. Didn't hear what she said but I don't care. She only cost me $30

by boost the monster May 14, 2015