donkey tots

When the breasts of a woman are small and hairy, resembling those of a donkey.
See: donkey tits.

"Whoa bro did you see that shiz?"

"Fo sho whodie those some real donkey tots"

by Dutchassturd January 19, 2008

Cracker donkey

A white male or female referred to a white jackass

That there sweetie is what you call a cracker donkey.

by Hipigs March 14, 2017

canal donkey

A large fish of the carp variety; grass carp, bullhead carp: which over populate freshwater habitats.
A dirty bottom feeding fish other than a catfish.

A dude who swims in canals

Damn, I was tryna catch a big ol' catfish. but snagged up a canal donkey instead.

Jim always swimming in dem canals, he be a canal donkey.

by eed-tera August 5, 2019

Fire donkey

When a girl bites a guys.... wiggly stick , and the blood mixes with his Sweetwater and she drinks it , he has been given a fire donkey

Garrett got such a fire donkey from that crimson chick

by Jigglykayak February 8, 2018

donkey wrangler

A person gets mad at someone else who is not doing any work.

Example:

I'm just so mad at this donkey team member, said George.
You're a donkey wrangler expressed Joe.

Zonia, never does any work, what a donkey. "omg retweet, I just want to wrangle her for not doing work" said Arlo. Arlo is a donkey wrangler.

by banyakumbaya December 18, 2021

Donkey Knees

When you have explosive diarrhea to the point that you drop to your knees in pain.

Hey, dude why weren't you at Lillie's party last night?
Sorry dude I had Donkey knees!

by AlphaShitMan April 10, 2021

Donkey-lipping

When one eats like a donkey, using their large lips to engulf food.

Bro you're really donkey-lipping that banana.

by shrekndanke September 3, 2023