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Water Nigga 

A person who owns a boat that cost more than his house.
$100,000 for the house and $300,000 for boat, makes me a water nigga!
Water Nigga by Jamie Graham April 2, 2008

water buffalo 

1. a water storage tank

2. to vomit (worse than to yak)
The water buffalo had to be heated manually to get the water to flow.

water panda 

n. An Asian Creature closely related to the Great Panda. It's natural habitat is the Breaststroke or IM set. It is a very odd animal that always wears aviators, baseball gloves and listens to techno remixes to songs like "What is love". The population of Water Pandas world wide are dwindling becasue of the fact the the males have trouble "getting any".

***Have extreme caution when interacting with one, becuase they can become very cocky sometimes. ***
"O shit, the Water Panda just went a 2:03"
"shit man, he's gonna be bragging about that for weeks"
water panda by clawz January 26, 2006

water balloon test 

When you're done nailing a chick, Check for condom leakage by filling it up with water like a water balloon. If it leaks, your screwed and so is she.
I just got done bangin' michelle when i did the water balloon test and it leaked! I threw it at her, screamed sucks to be you, and ran!!
water balloon test by Robby S. November 18, 2007

Water Virgin 

1. Someone who has not gone into the water when at the beach. (or, in other instances, a pool, spa, lake, etc.)

2. Someone who has not had sex in some type of body of water. (ocean, pool, spa, lake, etc.)
1. "Stop being such a water virgin and get your ass in the pool!"

2. "Hey Joe, did you have sex with that chick in your pool last night?"
"Nah, I'm still a water virgin."
Water Virgin by ivyxxice July 4, 2009

water the grass 

when a man ejaculates on a woman's pubic hair, either with or without intercourse.
She wouldn't let me shoot it in her. But she was kind of hairy and it was pretty hot when she gave me a hand-job and let me water the grass.
water the grass by N.DiGrassi June 12, 2012