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1. Someone who has not gone into the water when at the beach. (or, in other instances, a pool, spa, lake, etc.)

2. Someone who has not had sex in some type of body of water. (ocean, pool, spa, lake, etc.)
1. "Stop being such a water virgin and get your ass in the pool!"

2. "Hey Joe, did you have sex with that chick in your pool last night?"
"Nah, I'm still a water virgin."
by ivyxxice July 04, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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