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Valentins

Raging phethead, smelting every virgin nearby. Constant mamba attacks. good meme.
Valentins, giz a line of ket
by MightyPigeon August 21, 2017
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Valet Parking

When you need an extra hand to guide anal entry during cowgirl position because you and your partner both have T-Rex arms and can’t reach.
My girl and I were trying to do Cowgirl anal but we needed Valet Parking to pull it off.
by UncleMikeOnWheels February 7, 2020
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Valeri

This name belongs to a type of person that is generally very attractive(has handsome features). They could be also recognized as "Vals",short from "Valeri". Trying to deny their sexiness would be considered a sin in some cultures. This humanoid usually is not very funny or has his own type humor that rarely anyone understands. That is why they are often shamed about it, but considering their nature, they would most probably not even notice as they sometimes can be very self-orientated. That is not to be taken as the "Vals" is egocentric. It simply means they are rarely bothered by the opinion of others in the humanoid pack. "Valeri" humans usually give very considerate presents and gifts, so they are the perfect humanoid creature to have around for the holidays. They can be cuddled easily and would prefer to be cozy at home than outside, talking to others and being shamed for their humor, in public. "Vals" are people that are kind-hearted, love animals ,especially the rare non-insect animal species "Gergana". They sometimes can be seen together, but only if the "Valeri" are well-styled and carefully prepared for interactions with others beforehand. The "Vals" have an instant desire to be part of artistic waves and collections. They are very connected to the art of music and their beautiful taste should never be left unnoticed by other human beings! "Valeri" is an amazing creature to be around and you would not miss a lot if you do not have one in your life!
Valeri is someone to be missed when not around.

That good-looking an is definitely the Vals.
No greater music could be listened than the one that Valeri plays for you!
by qwereqwere December 20, 2021
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bullet for my valentine

lol, the cheesiest band in existence

but still i have to admit that i enjoyed "the poison" but all of their other releases are garbage.

and YES they are metalcore but bullet for my valentine is a very weak metalcore band, if u wanna listen to good HEAVY metalcore listen to...

august burns red, emmure, the devil wears prada, and fear before the march of flames

anyways, people please stop calling them emo or emocore
because emo or emocore are bands like

circle takes the square
envy
textbook traitors
orchid
saetia

yea......
n00b: zomg bullet for my valentine is the most heaviest band evAr!!!!

xcore: lol buddy listen 2 sum emmure and then take that back
by XxKEV1N360xX April 21, 2008
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Ⓥalentine’s Day

When only vaccinated couples or lovers are allowed to dine at restaurants on singles’ “most dreaded day of the year” if they show proof of inoculation at the entrance, or had previously emailed a copy of their certificate of vaccination while making a booking.
On this Ⓥalentine’s Day, guesstimate how many unvaccinated couples worldwide were turned away because they posed a health hazard to both restaurant owners and staff and the diners.
by MathPlus February 14, 2021
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Valentines day

the worst fucking day ever to ditch your girlfriend and break up with her
him:i've got lunch with the fam and no u can't come
her:....ok but i have to be home by 3
(he leaves at 12:45)
him:(2 hrs later)oh we're just getting to the resturaunt now there was a set back.
(she gets upset and he breaks up with her)
him: if you think that i will deny my family to lunch with me on valentines day then you're wrong
by once his</3 February 16, 2009
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valedictory

Also known as Prom usually in USA.
A place were students,pupils and Teachers from a high school have an opportunity to meet up for one last time before they leave school and begin work or college.They will dress up in large dresses and suits to fit the formal dress-code and show up in strech limos. Awards will be given for their hard work and effort and usually a pupil or student will be named the valedictorian. Usually the meeting will include a meal and dancing to finish of the get together.
Many pupil's and student's will get drunk at an after party were they will be let loose to burn of all their immature behavior before going into the working world, many parties will also include teachers (who will mainley show them selfs up).
Wasn't it just amazing at the Valedictory last night?
Ye, can't beleave sir did that!
by drumandbassking June 23, 2011
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