Troll Instinct

The insane instinct that drives people to troll others on the internet. Will often make people do or say things online they’d otherwise never do in real life.

Some guy: What possessed you to berate that person

Troll: just feeding my troll instinct

by Itdrtyndere April 8, 2019

sock troll

One who masturbates into socks, leaving crusty deposits to be found by others.

I cannot figure out which one of my sons is the sock troll leaving stiff and crusty socks in the hamper.

by Knobbygirl July 25, 2016

troll pole

The pole that a cooks lackey uses to blow air into fire.

OI, TROLL POLE!!!

by blue chicken September 22, 2010

news troll

Someone who says inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic statements in a news broadcast or at least on television or radio broadcasts, with the primary intent of provoking listeners into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion. This is done to distract from the actual issues and to get the News Troll's name repeated in other news forums or shows in order to remain relevant and to sell their books to their listening audience, the people who want to believe that the ridiculous things that News Trolls state are true .

News Trolls like Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Shawn Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, or other supposed "news" media commentators that actually spread propaganda and misinformation campaigns instead of actual news stories for people that don't consider reality good enough for them and/or believe that critical thinking and facts are either "liberal biased", or "left wing". Anyone trying to instill fear, anger, or distract from the real issues of the day is a News Troll.

by Arizona Mildman September 9, 2013

Trolling for seed

A hoe looking to get dicked

Sarah is thirsty. She’s trolling for seed

by HalsteadHoe October 21, 2017

troll call

A social media post that invites comments as to whether one is attending a certain city or event on a given weekend. Most commonly used by D-List gays traveling to various circuit parties to search out other D-List gays.

Did you see Adam's troll call for Washington Pride. Of course, David commented immediately that he's going.

by SummersEve2011 August 8, 2017

Troll Dancing

Moving one's body in vivacious manner, such that those around you believe it to be a sincere expression of joy, but your true motivations are to sow discord and mock the entire event.

"Patrick had a great time at the concert last night. Did you see him dancing?"
"Nah, that was troll dancing, bruh. He hated it."

by matrickP February 11, 2021