The Dutch Touch

When you wipe your hand on your crotch/balls and then touch someone with that hand. Your supposed to yell Dutch touch when done so.

1.(Joel is wiping his hand on his balls) 2.(Joel wipes said hand on Scott) 3.Joel: YOU GOT THE DUTCH TOUCH!!! 4.Scott:eeeew.

by ThatAnimeLover99 August 16, 2014

H To Thuh O

A wet ho, take on H20 (water), signifying constant vaginal lubrication due to constantly sexing everything that moves.

This is a modern urban American take on the British "watery tart," of Monty Python fame, named for the same characteristic.

Snobby Englishman: My sister is so the watery tart, wot?
Urban Speaker: Yo, she a regular H to thuh O.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

the chuck plaster nugget touch disaster

When your running down a long hallway where a lovely 20-piece chick nug awaits your arrival, each nugget glowing magnificently with their ever so radiant gold crispness and plump white meat. However, at the same time fat chicks from all directions are being thrown at your head, hoping to destroy any possibility of you reaching your destination. Every nugget sits patiently and watches hesitantly as their dreams of being reached dissolve right in front of them, engulfed in the fear and reality that you might perish, and that they will not be eaten once again.

Jake: Dude mike, I was going to class when i noticed a 20-piece just sitting at the other end.

Matt: (with a concerned tone) My name's Matt. You didn't go after it did you?

Jake: I'm still here, ain't I?

Matt: Thank God.

Lance: The Chuck Plaster Nugget Touch Disaster.

by echo 9 May 15, 2007

iPod Touch

The new iPod that can browse internet, buy songs from itunes store, listen to music, and look at photos all while regretting that you should've bought an iPhone instead.

At $300, why whouldn't you pop another benjamin to get an iPhone? Or maybe save a benjamin and get yourself a nano with the same amount of memory, which does all the cool things but you can't grope it with your fingers. Who uses wi-fi anyways? iPod Touch sux.

by I want an iPhone September 24, 2007

Cheese Touch

Cheese Touch: Noun; state of being:

When an uncircumcised person touches you, you get this.

“Bro did you hear that Mo gave Jackson the cheese touch the other day?”

“Haha bro thats so gross”

by lasaga September 25, 2019

special touch

When a male tickles a female's asshole untill she shits all over his fingers.

"I gave that hoe my special touch"

by Remington Roberts May 31, 2006

cheese touch

When your fingers are covered in cheese crumbs from cheese doodles (cheet?) and you touch somebody else.

Sean was eating cheese doodles and he yelled to his sister "cheese touch" and touched her getting cheese doodle crumbs all over and making her cry.

by phil from Phila August 28, 2010