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Internet Hangover

When you wake up at 75 and realise you've wasted your entire life caring about other peoples problems, online!
by Dr. Tardlord May 6, 2016
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Internet Digging

1.Looking for information about someone online

2.Looking up on the internet random things in hopes that you might find something cool or weird.
friend 1: dude guess what?
friend 2: what?
friend 1: so I was internet digging yesterday and found a random public google drive folder filled 342 images of literal hotdogs.
by JessStar245 August 17, 2020
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Internet Starvation

When you don't use the Internet for at least 3 days.
A: Where's C?
B:He's at the internet cafe since 4:00.
A:What happened to him?
B:C suffered Internet Starvation for 1 whole month.
A: :(
by Who are you? GTFO of here! October 7, 2011
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Internet Funnyman

Bombastic type of attitude and behavior, acting in a dull or dry humorous manner in chat or in game who uses Schrödinger's insults and claims other people are mad when they call them out as being unfunny. Can be easily identified via spamming internet lingo as they feel they can win a virtual shouting match.

Will act like a redditor more often than not.
Person 1: "gngngngn ezezez mad cuz bad salty!!!!"

Person 2: "We have an Internet funnyman in chat I see"
by unabomba April 12, 2021
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Internet Explorer

Internet Explorer is a search engine developed by Microsoft, and handed out for most of their products. People often mock and make fun of Bing and Internet Explorer for some reasons such as slow internet, lag, pointless points and other things. Google Chrome and Internet Explorer are also often compared too. Personally, I like Internet Explorer, heck, I'm writing this on Internet Explorer.
Salesman: *Slaps roof of Internet Explorer* This baby can hold so much hate.
by Svifias November 3, 2018
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Internet Engineer

A person responsible for developing and maintaining Web sites, intranet and associated LANs and WANs.

May be involved in developing transaction-based applications for e-commerce, search engines, social networks and more.
Internet Engineers: Mark Zuckerberg, Sergey Brin, Larry Page, Christian Rodriguez
by Internet Engineer August 22, 2011
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Internet week

1. a period of time, be it a week or more, involving no sexual activity except for ahem.. the internet, ie. porn
2. the promise of an internet week, also used as an excuse to get out of said sexual activity, usually using an excuse such as work
I'm sorry, but it's going to be an internet week, things are really busy at work. Sorry.
by ontobetterthings February 18, 2010
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