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Flat is justice

It's true though. Flat IS justice, anyone who says otherwise clearly doesn't get the appeal. It's elegant, it's understated, what else can I say? No, I'm not trolling. I frankly don't care if not a single man in the world shares my preferences, flat is justice and that's a fact!
Imagine liking bouncy, buxom, full-figured breasts, like ew. Flat ass and tits are MUCH more elegant looking (not too flat though). Flat is justice.
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flat

Something that is so bad or boring that you can't even watch or do it anymore.
Bro, this soccer game is so flat.
by bartholemule the third April 13, 2022
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Flat

What ur GF is
Bruh, my girl is Flat
by Saucetoe June 17, 2020
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Flat

can be a term used for a phone as in the battery is dead
Person 1: “can you send me that?”
Person 2: “no my phone is flat”
by lizoge January 30, 2021
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Puerto Rican flat tire

When someone replies "PSSSSSSSSSH"
To anything said to them.
Basically saying they don't agree making the sound of a flat tire.
Mostly done by Puerto Rican females
Hey you dating that BBC?
Pssssssh (Puerto Rican flat tire) sound
by Puertoricanflattire March 15, 2020
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aesthetic flat closure

A type of surgery that is done to rebuild the shape of the chest wall after one or both breasts are removed. An aesthetic flat closure may also be done after removal of a breast implant that was used to restore breast shape. During an aesthetic flat closure, extra skin, fat, and other tissue in the breast area are removed. The remaining tissue is then tightened and smoothed out so that the chest wall appears flat.
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After considering all of my reconstructive options, I decided that I didn't want implants or autologous reconstruction - I chose to get an aesthetic flat closure.
by flat activist April 29, 2022
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flat mash

A disfigured vagina requiring corrective surgery from the result of riding ones bicycle for a extended period of time.
"I've ridden my bike for 20hrs this week, my vagina is a flat mash after that"
by Sukmydix February 1, 2017
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