Sympathy fucked

To have someone place you in a bad situation immediately after they have expressed sympathy for your circumstances.

They said to me, "Now Paul, I know you're going to starve if we sack you, but unfortunately the budget won't allow for us to keep you." I sure got sympathy fucked.

by B. Ligerati January 15, 2008

Simpsonize

The act of pissing on a girls face while pulling her eyes to the side, thus making her look Asian.

Man last night i simpsonized that hoe hard, piss was drippin off her face, she could hardly see anything with her eyes pulled to the side, so its ok, she won't know who it was.

by WWJD1 November 3, 2007

Simpsonian

Any one of the few people who still believe that The Simpson's is better than Family Guy.

Dude 1) Hey, did you see Family Guy last night?

Dude 2) Family Guy!?! That show sucks! The Simpson's are sooooooo much better!

Dude 2) Dude, you're such a Simpsonian

by UltimateShadow January 29, 2010

symphonic metal

A castrated version of metal that uses orchestra sounds to back up the fact that they can't come up with a good guitar riff.

Good example symphonic metal band would be Epica. Where's the balls? Where's the soul? All those guys do is chug all day.

On a side note, though, I'd totally do their singer.

by ThatOneCrazyMofo March 30, 2010

Bart Simpson

a boy who is lame when compared to the rest of the simpsons characters

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."

by Randall September 27, 2003

symphony

a fake ass bitch who aint about shit

she do to fucking much she is a symphony

by annenoymous June 14, 2016

Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra

When horny denizens exit their plant, they drop by the local turkey shoot to carry out their manly duties, corn-holing any bird's cloaca. The resulting cacophany is recorded by Deutch Gramaphone and marketed as LJSO.

Man, when Rigger Monkey came home, it was Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra for 20 minutes!!!

by donkeycum March 29, 2003