ThatOneCrazyMofo's definitions

Wicca

Something that could be one of the biggest cash cows in the world if it organized itself.

( Seriously... magic? Forest rituals? Now THAT'S some good-assed marketing potential.)

If there were a Wiccan store in a mall or something, kids would just eat it right up.

by ThatOneCrazyMofo April 20, 2010

symphonic metal

A castrated version of metal that uses orchestra sounds to back up the fact that they can't come up with a good guitar riff.

Good example symphonic metal band would be Epica. Where's the balls? Where's the soul? All those guys do is chug all day.

On a side note, though, I'd totally do their singer.

by ThatOneCrazyMofo March 30, 2010