ThatOneCrazyMofo's definitions

symphonic metal

A castrated version of metal that uses orchestra sounds to back up the fact that they can't come up with a good guitar riff.

Good example symphonic metal band would be Epica. Where's the balls? Where's the soul? All those guys do is chug all day.

On a side note, though, I'd totally do their singer.

by ThatOneCrazyMofo March 30, 2010

Wicca

Something that could be one of the biggest cash cows in the world if it organized itself.

( Seriously... magic? Forest rituals? Now THAT'S some good-assed marketing potential.)

If there were a Wiccan store in a mall or something, kids would just eat it right up.

by ThatOneCrazyMofo April 20, 2010