Glute Spread

Gymbro speak for going to shit, with some opportunity to fit in a gay joke

1: Bro I gotta go do a glute spread real quick
2: I’ll come help you with that bro 👅

by CCentauri22 August 26, 2025

Seiler Spread

When you go over to Dan’s for some puh and his son Ben is sitting unsuspecting in the corner so you lowkey grab his ass and start brutally spreading and fucking his tight asshole until he ejaculates into a jar then you frost honeybuns with this ejaculatory liquid and heat them up to a crisp 1200° to absolutely launch at the homeless

Yo dude I hit a crazy seiler spread last night! My walls were dripping with semen bro!

by gary_smith42 November 13, 2025

The Jani Spread

A "stance" used commonly in Guild Wars and or real life where you spread an unwilling participant and let em have it.

I can't believe you gave em The Jani Spread, you are so terrible and should be ashamed.

by Janos Audren April 29, 2008

wet the spread

To urinate on someone else's front lawn. Generaly done while standing on the front porch or steps.

Dude, I had to tap a kidney but someone left a bowl winder in the loo so I went out on her porch and wet the spread.

by chickenbeak October 22, 2010

Drop a spread sheet

Ejaculate, come, male climax
Act of projecting semen out of the body through one's cock

Did you drop a spread sheet?

Yeah! All over her face and she licked it.

by tickl1sh May 29, 2014

pay for a spread

Baseball term; buy dinner for your entire team.

Hud:"Hey Dice, did you pay for a spread?"
Dice: "Absolutely"

by duckzor June 4, 2016

west side spread

a west side spread is a type of way you can finger a woman. You start woth making a west side symbol with your hand and inserting it into you woman and when it is inside your woman you spread your pointer finger and your pinke finger creating the west side gang sign. Trade marked By Daniel and cooper. cooper and i created this word when we where in cooking class messing around.

Dudeee i totally used the west side spread on Tina the other night and she was wetter than a water fall

by Not,e 1020 March 24, 2018