A human, typically male, who revolves their entire lifestyle and personality around the gym. Often, they believe they are the alpha male but are always the beta, regardless of what they think. They can be seen stalking high school gyms throughout the world, flexing in the mirror to show off their nonexistent god bod.
The GymBro originated in Los Angeles, California. The root word for their language is "Bro" and will always be found in a sentence whenever they speak, usually, more than once and in a very obnoxious manner.
Joshua: Oh no, It's Brodie
(Brodie struts over)
Brodie: Hey bro, did you go to the gym last night, bro? I hit chest, back, and biceps, bro. I had the absolute best pump, bro. I looked absolutely huge, bro. The lighting was fire, bro. I'm such a GymBro, bro.
A human, typically male, who revolves their entire lifestyle and personality around the gym. Often, they believe they are the alpha male but are always the beta, regardless of what they think. They can be seen stalking high school gyms throughout the world, flexing in the mirror to show off their nonexistent god bod.
The GymBro originated in Los Angeles, California. The root word for their language is "Bro" and will always be found in a sentence whenever they speak, usually, more than once and in a very obnoxious manner.
Joshua: Oh no, It's Brodie
(Brodie struts over)
Brodie: Hey bro, did you go to the gym last night, bro? I hit chest, back, and biceps, bro. I had the absolute best pump, bro. I looked absolutely huge, bro. The lighting was fire, bro. I'm such a GymBro, bro.
A human, typically male, who revolves their entire lifestyle and personality around the gym. Often, they believe they are the alpha male but are always the beta, regardless of what they think. They can be seen stalking high school gyms throughout the world, flexing in the mirror to show off their nonexistent god bod.
The GymBro originated in Los Angeles, California. The root word for their language is "Bro" and will always be found in a sentence whenever they speak, usually, more than once and in a very obnoxious manner.
Joshua: Oh no, It's Brodie
(Brodie struts over)
Brodie: Hey bro, did you go to the gym last night, bro? I hit chest, back, and biceps, bro. I had the absolute best pump, bro. I looked absolutely huge, bro. The lighting was fire, bro. I'm such a GymBro, bro.
June 23 is gym bro appreciation day. Today is the day to appreciate your gym bro for pushing you beyond your limits, staying consistent with you, and showing you how to pick up the weights when you never knew how to. Appreciate your gym bro today
A person whose personality and lifestyle are heavily influenced by the gym. All of their life choices usually revolve around lifting and proper nutrition.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*