The simp police are a secretive highly trained and skilled team the governments have devised up to stop simps from simping
Friend: OMG man (insert a hot chick you know name here) is a queen and I’d die for her
You: my guy your simping imma call the simp police on your ass
You: my guy your simping imma call the simp police on your ass
by BIGSEANDAWG1 March 27, 2020
Get the Simp policemug. The top hierarchical tier and biological super creatures of the simp species. This individual is the leader of the simp nation. There is no point he will not cross as a simp and he places self-dignity at an extremely low value of importance.
An intellectual: Yeah I’d never be a simp, I have way too much respect
Corey: damn I guess we can’t be friends, believe it or not I’m the current Mega-Simp
Corey: damn I guess we can’t be friends, believe it or not I’m the current Mega-Simp
by Reagan81 May 8, 2020
Get the Mega-Simpmug. _*Simps/simds original definition*_-: suckers idolizing mediocre pussy/dick
_*Deeper definition*_: boys/girls who want to be loved so bad that they go through hella shit for the person who they want to love them even though they person isn't worth it
_*Deeper definition*_: boys/girls who want to be loved so bad that they go through hella shit for the person who they want to love them even though they person isn't worth it
Bro shes such a simd for trusting him again
Dude your such a simp ditching the bros for her
You are such a simp/simd I can't belive you
Dude your such a simp ditching the bros for her
You are such a simp/simd I can't belive you
by Thatbitchjupiter June 1, 2020
Get the Simp/simdmug. by -Pastel Sushi Roll- November 5, 2020
Get the Queen Of Simpsmug. Someone who is not just a Simp , but a person that goes beyond the boundaries of simpness and reaches new simp horizons
Hey dude , isn't Alexander Turbo Simping for Maria?
He totally is dude . Last night he said he could die for her and she wouldn't have to do anything in return.
He totally is dude . Last night he said he could die for her and she wouldn't have to do anything in return.
by SimpSlayer43413 July 4, 2020
Get the Turbo Simpmug. When a public action is taken against a male/female streamer that makes their simps support them less.
The action someone can do to Simp-Block someone is to announce to the internet that a person has a girlfriend/boyfriend...
The action someone can do to Simp-Block someone is to announce to the internet that a person has a girlfriend/boyfriend...
When Keemstar announced that Pokimane had a boyfriend he really simp-blocked her.
Jared-"So, I see you have been getting less donations on twitch"
Lily-"Yeah after Connor announced that I had a boyfriend I have been getting seriously simp-block
Jared-"So, I see you have been getting less donations on twitch"
Lily-"Yeah after Connor announced that I had a boyfriend I have been getting seriously simp-block
by Doubletheblack May 20, 2020
Get the Simp-Blockmug. by VxJasonxV September 11, 2020
Get the Simp taxmug.