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Self-Vampirism

The drinking of one's own blood. Someone who does this is called a self-vampire.
Leona embraced self-vampirism three weeks after being diagnosed with a strange mental disorder when she began sucking the blood from a wound on her finger.
by Casey132 October 30, 2008
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self-importland

General slight aimed at the masses that flock to PDX for all of it's friendlies..green-friendly, animal-friendly, vegan-friendly, queer-friendly, artist-friendly, CLOWN-friendly (yes, Portland is clown-friendly) etc.
Meaning: full of your own hot political air. Snob.
Ugh, that hipster just called our monogamous relationship "patriarchal"! That's so self-importland!
by E. Henpecked December 10, 2009
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Selfesbian

Gal madly in love with herself....
She aint need no boy friend she is selfesbian
by devd December 26, 2009
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self serve smoothie

When you masturbate into a cup, and then drink it.

Or, for more exotic tastes, when you poop into a cup and eat it.
Damn, the ice cream machine at Jason's Deli is broken. Good thing I can make a self serve smoothie
by CG Poopsmith December 11, 2011
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Self Search

The act of searching yourself in a website like urban dictionary or Google to see what you mean.
Most of the people who search these have a problem with their self image and seek approval.
Self Search: Nick searched 'Nick' in urban-dictionary and discovered his large penis.
by nbrandwine April 3, 2015
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Self Promotion

A independent individual self aware of their ability. They choosing to maximize on their own economic development. They shamelessly use self promotion on social media about their personal or professional ability, experience, or education.
Lee is always posting something about his new company. He's even made YouTube videos and he is on every social media talking about his company or himself. Can we say shameless self promotion much?!
by The Wade Effect May 19, 2016
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Internet self-retardation

The act of knowingly talking stupid while chatting on the internet. Usually in an attempt to sound cute or random.
Person 1: O HAI HOW ARE YEW?!

Person 2: do me know yew? I dun think yew know me.

Person 1: Oh I sowwy fo dat! i thought yew was summbuddy else!

Someone with intelligence: Stupid random morons. That's Internet self-retardation for ya.
by hillbillybiskit August 5, 2008
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