by tbone69 August 22, 2008
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Get the Raw-Sausage mug.Much the way that Odin, in Norse mythology, is referred to as "the all father" and is arguably the most powerful being in the nine realms, The All Sausage is the mightiest of Dongs. Warriors tremble in fear at the mere sight of this swinging monstrosity as their maidens grow weak in the knees and moist between them. He who possesses the all sausage cannot be stopped.
Yeah Ray almost took that stripper home the other night but I slipped her a 50, went back and got a private dance. I showed her the goods and it was over. She couldn't resist the All Sausage.
by luciferous March 11, 2016
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she rapes at gears of war and gets head shots with the shotgun all the time.
her best friend is Stronger and when she runs you over on halo 3 with a banshee you'll laugh at what the bottom left hand corner has to say when you die.
she rapes at gears of war and gets head shots with the shotgun all the time.
her best friend is Stronger and when she runs you over on halo 3 with a banshee you'll laugh at what the bottom left hand corner has to say when you die.
"yo, that giant sausage just splattered me on halo with the banshee"
"i love that xbox live whore Giantsausage. she makes my head explode on gears."
"i love that xbox live whore Giantsausage. she makes my head explode on gears."
by GiantSausage January 20, 2009
Get the Giant Sausage mug.1. An innuendo pertaining to spatula fetish. Usually has to do with breakfast-like sex.
2. A very derogatory and offensive term for homosexual males, or woman nymphomaniacs. But no one cares about that facet of the definition.
2. A very derogatory and offensive term for homosexual males, or woman nymphomaniacs. But no one cares about that facet of the definition.
1a: I totally flipped his sausage yesterday, we scrambled eggs, fried bacon, and fluffed eachother's pancakes. It was beautiful.
1b: His egg whites poured all over my face me as I flipped the sausage, I moaned, 'MoOORE CHOLESTEROLLL'
1c: How would you like your sausage? Flipped, or brown?
2: Goddamn sausage-flipper!
1b: His egg whites poured all over my face me as I flipped the sausage, I moaned, 'MoOORE CHOLESTEROLLL'
1c: How would you like your sausage? Flipped, or brown?
2: Goddamn sausage-flipper!
by The Cat's Leotards May 28, 2005
Get the Sausage-Flipper mug.The end result of defecating into a condom, tying it off and using the condom with the shit inside as a sexual toy that gives pleasure.
by Burning Wolf July 6, 2016
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