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Pestistent

A person who is an absolute pest, but is very persistent about it.
"Holy sh*t she is pestistent."
by Sille Geoff. September 23, 2020
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Pest

An inebriated individual that gets handsy with their work mates at an end of year work function. A pest is not gender specific, they may be male or female but are still equal amounts of annoying.
Pest : Its ok you love it.
Victim : Piss off you pest, stop touching my nipples.
by soreTechoNips November 11, 2020
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pestament

He is such a pestament.
by Peabrain November 11, 2020
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Peestipated

Where you want to pee but you can't

Your constipated, but peeing wise
Guy 1: You good in there?

Guy 2: I think I'm peestipated
by Gagerial Smytus December 8, 2020
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Pester

Here's a top 10 red flags if you hear the Pester preaching (if s/he has minimum one of these red flags, it means s/he's a pester):
1. They teach you "Prosperity Theology", "Hypergrace", or any similar theology
2. They're so bigoted and racist as fuck: They think other religion/spirituality beliefs, lukewarm believer, non-believer, LGBTIQ++++, or anything against their religious value are evil and must go to hell. AND THEY HAVE A BALL TO PREACH THEIR BIGOTRY AND RACISM PUBLICLY, EITHER IN FRONT OF THEIR FOLLOWER/CONGREGATION OR THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA.
3. Because of Point #2, they're responsible to create moral panic and racism everywhere
4. They're hypocrite
5. They're trying to shut down any critical thinking
6. They're cult leader, not a religious preacher or spiritual teacher (but they claim if they're religious preacher or spiritual teacher)
7. They're cherrypicking the Scripture (or any religious/spiritual books) and interpret it whatever they wish instead of telling the truth
8. They've a hedonistic living (just like secular fake gurus)
9. They're charlatan smart-ass (just like secular fake gurus)
10. They don't give a single shit about you, they just want your money and your attachment
by Sir. B January 19, 2021
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Pester

A satirical misspelling of Pastor. Pester means religious or spiritual fake guru
Here's a top 10 red flags if you hear the Pester preaching (if s/he has minimum one of these red flags, it means s/he's a pester):
1. They teach you "Prosperity Theology", "Hypergrace", or any similar theology
2. They're so bigoted and racist as fuck: They think other religion/spirituality beliefs, lukewarm believer, non-believer, romance and sex, LGBTIQ++++, or anything against their religious or spiritual value are evil and must go to hell. AND THEY HAVE A BALL TO PREACH THEIR BIGOTRY AND RACISM PUBLICLY, EITHER IN FRONT OF THEIR FOLLOWER/CONGREGATION OR THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA.
3. Because of Point #2, they're responsible to create moral panic and racism everywhere
4. They're hypocrite
5. They're trying to shut down any critical thinking
6. They're cult leader, not a religious preacher or spiritual teacher (but they claim if they're religious preacher or spiritual teacher)
7. They're cherrypicking the Scripture (or any religious/spiritual books) and interpret it whatever they wish instead of telling the truth
8. They've a hedonistic living (just like secular fake gurus)
9. They're charlatan smart-ass (just like secular fake gurus)
10. They don't give a single shit about you, they just want your money and your attachment
by Sir. B January 25, 2021
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pestritto

a very catholic and very homeschooled star wars nerd
wow that guy is such a pestritto
what a pestritto move
by anonymous protestant February 2, 2021
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