perky ponytail
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ponytail
a woman's hair arranged at the back of her head, held together with a band and to be used by a man as a handle while receiving oral sex from a willing female.
A straight ponytail is grasped near the base in a male's fist, medium grip. This allows nice control of the female's head, but is limiting due to awkward bending of the male's wrist. It is a carpal tunnel syndrome hazard for men who receive a high volume of blowjobs. The height of the ponytail on the back of the woman's head can be adjusted for better torque.
Another type of ponytail is the balled ponytail. The straight ponytail is simply folded under itself and tucked back into the band, resembling a ball of hair. Grasped with an open palm, the fingers should meet at the band, thus the "ball" is contained in the man's hand. Called the "palm sander" grip, it allows full control of the woman's head with no wrist strain.
A third type of ponytail is the double ponytail. Two tails are formed toward the rear left and right sides of the female's head. A favorite among bikers as each tail can be grasped by a separate hand. The willing lady's head is steered like a motorcycle.
Caution: though clearly sexual stimuli for men, it is important for men to remember women do not always view it in the same context. Women often use ponytails just to keep hair out of their faces. The confused male should never just assume when a woman's hair is in a ponytail her head is ready for mounting. He should always ask first.
A straight ponytail is grasped near the base in a male's fist, medium grip. This allows nice control of the female's head, but is limiting due to awkward bending of the male's wrist. It is a carpal tunnel syndrome hazard for men who receive a high volume of blowjobs. The height of the ponytail on the back of the woman's head can be adjusted for better torque.
Another type of ponytail is the balled ponytail. The straight ponytail is simply folded under itself and tucked back into the band, resembling a ball of hair. Grasped with an open palm, the fingers should meet at the band, thus the "ball" is contained in the man's hand. Called the "palm sander" grip, it allows full control of the woman's head with no wrist strain.
A third type of ponytail is the double ponytail. Two tails are formed toward the rear left and right sides of the female's head. A favorite among bikers as each tail can be grasped by a separate hand. The willing lady's head is steered like a motorcycle.
Caution: though clearly sexual stimuli for men, it is important for men to remember women do not always view it in the same context. Women often use ponytails just to keep hair out of their faces. The confused male should never just assume when a woman's hair is in a ponytail her head is ready for mounting. He should always ask first.
Greg: Hey, Betsy, I noticed from the water cooler you put your hair into a ponytail. Would you like to give me a blowjob?
Betsy: Fuck off, Dickwad!
Greg: Oh. Okay, maybe later, then.
Betsy: Fuck off, Dickwad!
Greg: Oh. Okay, maybe later, then.
ponytail by theinstigator December 18, 2013
ponyboy michael curtis
A character from the outsiders. Sexy, hot, cute, adorable, shy, a fuckyboy. Putting all fuckboys to shame since the 80s.
"Damn, did you see that fuckboy, Kyle?" "He's not a fuckboy, Ponyboy Michael Curtis is the first fuckboy!"Outsiders theoutsiders fuckboys 14 ponyboy curtis 80s
ponyboy michael curtis by Snowy2552 September 12, 2015
Ponyboy Curtis
A beautiful sexy boy from the movie The Outsiders. He is so fucking sexy and amazing and if you don’t love him you are definitely retarded or there’s seriously something wrong with you.
Ponyboy Curtis by ponyboy’s wife November 20, 2018
PonyIsland
PonyIsland.net (or .org) is an online site for people of all ages. You can breed, buy, sell, quest your ponies and more. The site doesn't restrain you to one breed, you have Unicorns, Pegasi, and many many more. It does cost money, but you can get a TRI (trial) account to start off which lasts for 20 days, but does restrict you from certain parts of the game. It costs $14 to play for 6 months, and $21 to play for a year.
While it is a fun and somewhat rewarding game, you will most certainly run into problems with the MODs of this site. It is filled with rude MODs (moderators) who enjoy the power of their title. The game has a very defined set of rules, and yet the MODs are allowed to break them and upset fellow players. They are very anal about the smallest of things and do not like to be told that they are wrong. They try to appear friendly, when behind it they are simply treating you like a child. This game has clubs that only MODs may join and know what they're about. The MODs also get special gifts and privileges.
While it is a fun and somewhat rewarding game, you will most certainly run into problems with the MODs of this site. It is filled with rude MODs (moderators) who enjoy the power of their title. The game has a very defined set of rules, and yet the MODs are allowed to break them and upset fellow players. They are very anal about the smallest of things and do not like to be told that they are wrong. They try to appear friendly, when behind it they are simply treating you like a child. This game has clubs that only MODs may join and know what they're about. The MODs also get special gifts and privileges.
I'm going to play PI. (I'm going to play PonyIsland)
I like to play PI, but the MODs harass me a lot..
I think I'm going to quit this game because the MODs treat me like poo and know they can get away with it.
Well, I brought up this problem to a MOD, and even though she's wrong, she's still being rude..
I like to play PI, but the MODs harass me a lot..
I think I'm going to quit this game because the MODs treat me like poo and know they can get away with it.
Well, I brought up this problem to a MOD, and even though she's wrong, she's still being rude..
PonyIsland by Kimmie K July 25, 2011