polish hair net

A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.

"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."

by Not So Super Mario September 20, 2013

polish your swag

Make your style better

Katie- hey michayla you need to polish your swag
Bob- you got that right!!

by Clothes_ismyway October 4, 2013

polish watermelon

When you bust a nut inside a watermelon and give it to a friend at a summer party.

Guy 1: I totally gave Joe a Polish watermelon at that party last week!

by Ballllllllllls October 9, 2013

polish silver

to masturbate (for females)

Oh, i haven't fucked in ages, i need to polish silver.

by insanitune November 27, 2013

polish twist

Is an act of trying to seduce a female at a bar by grabbing her private parts from behind and you would finger her if she was not wearing clothes.

Did that guy really thing that he could get that girl with a polish twist.

by Svangur September 30, 2014

Polish meatloaf

The act of tying your neighbors penis in a knot

Yo, dude billy just gave Greg a polish meatloaf it was sexy as fuck!

by Jesus's butthole February 9, 2015

Polish Microphone

Pilots on long flights in small aircraft would often install in a small funnel attached to a rubber hose that ran out side. If necessary they would use funnel to relieve themselves during the flight

No need to stop at the next gas station said Bill. I'll just use the Polish Microphone

by Largo 7 May 29, 2014