Poopy Pants McWhorter

when you run and shit yourself, but don’t notice until you see it

Poopy Pants McWhorter reeks of shit

by farterthefunny March 13, 2022

what the pants

An interesting variation on "what the fuck".

Guy #1: What the pants is Erica doing?
Guy #2: I have no pantsing clue.

by Lana Banana June 22, 2005

Springtime in the pants

To be horny. A renewed sense of freshness in the crotch area. Want for affection and attention in a romantic and/or sexual sense.

I've been wanting to meet a boy lately. Damn this springtime in the pants!

by Shoeboxxed December 25, 2008

4-Point Pants Check

The act of subconsciously taping all four of your pockets to make sure your possessions are still there (usually Cellphone, Keys, Wallet, and Ipod) when you're surrounded by people you're scared of or you're in a place your unfamiliar with.

When my cousin took me to the east side of town, I did the 4-Point Pants Check at least once a minute.

by BlendMaster August 1, 2009

Meany Poo Pants

Someone that is really mean but actually really sweet

Rosie: You're a meany poo pants hash!

by smellylady November 18, 2011

sexy motherfucker in black pants

Jim Morrison

I seen that sexy motherfucker in black pants and the riotess Miami doors concert.

by Cwillcox20AFC January 4, 2017

Purple Pants

A common slur for Italians with a bad sense of fashion. The victims of the slur usually follow the most popular trends even if it calls for reinventing the word tacky.

Did you see the purple pants mongrels? They were both wearing their louis vuitton man-purses with matching purple jeans.

by Patrick the Purveyor April 18, 2010