penis 

my favorite thing in the world

person: whats your favorite thing
me: penis

penis by wow damn rough January 28, 2021

Penis 

something to search for on urban dictionary when you have nothing better to do...

(sorry if i stole anyones joke, i used to see this but it might be deleted)

I'm bored, let me search for penis on urban dictionary

Penis by byarandomdude_nexttoyou February 3, 2021

penis 

nigger nigger shit bitch faggot fuck. kike nigger chinky. KNC BITCH. NIGGER IN THE HAUS.

if a penis went into a vagina it would explode.

penis by Horny Gator Nigger February 8, 2021

Penis 

The Male Sex Organ

"I have the largest penis is the world" "I currently own the world record for 17.9"long'

Penis by BabaMiniMarket February 10, 2021

Penis 

A DICK

Fuck me daddy with ur big PENIS

Penis by BIGGESTDADDY12/ February 13, 2021

penis 

a thing that boys have. It's a cum device, you pee with it and have it get sucked. its great

Chad:"Yo, I have a huge dick!'
Brad:"Sick, me too!."
*excessive cum sounds*
Announcer: These two fellas are using their cum device, known as the penis/dick to cum to porn

penis by attackhelicopter420 February 14, 2021

Penis 

3 inches is good enough

“You have such a small penis”, the woman said. “The boys didn’t think so”, he responded

Penis by Canyon34 February 19, 2021