Pussyjob

When a woman uses her pussy to slide back and fourth, grind, and to beat a man's meat without him going inside her

Man: I need a pussyjob from my wife

by Mackckck July 3, 2018

knicker puppies

noun - huge sweater puppies that have fallen to knee level

Hey man, that chick should be wearing a bra. Her bazooms are hangin' so low they've become knicker puppies.

by TsuDho November 23, 2009

safe punjabi (no virus)

A technical term used to assure customers that the program they are downloading onto their computer is totally safe and definitely will not cause any harm to their device.

White: Jesse, did you just install BTD 3 UNLIMITED MONEY GLTICH (HACKED) onto the family computer?
Jesse: It said it was safe punjabi (no virus)!

by RocIsVeryCommon August 20, 2022

pulling up

The act of being somewhere in 5 minutes or less

Hey man im pulling up now

by #imnotcrazy July 11, 2017

Pussy Work

An extensive list of chores a man has to do before his wife or girlfriend gives him sex.

Adam: "Did you score last night?"
Jason: "No, I have to do some pussy work before I get some."

by deadringer090909 July 18, 2009

Puuaqq

Busting a nut all over a chick's stomach, chest, ass, back, or face.

Gavin couldn't hold it in any longer... PUUAQQ!!!

by GL4966 January 22, 2010

pulling your pork

a new term for masturbating. Or another term for a handjob.

Example A:

Jim: Dude, I still have no girlfriend.

Eric: So what have you been doin now?

Eric: You've been pulling your pork haven't you?

Jim: Yes, and I know it's pathetic.

Example B:

Mark: Dude I just got back from being back with my girlfriend

Tom: Did you get a bajowski or was she pulling your pork?

Mark: She started pulling my pork!

by big_schlong July 6, 2010