Top of the Tits

adj. - very best in class/quality

"Planning on fixing up my ride til it's top of the tits."
"Jared didn't just win the Halloween contest, his costume was absolutely top of the tits."
"My night was top of the tits until James puked on my new Jordans."

by hatedderok October 24, 2012

Top Shelf

Expressing somthing as super awesome and or hot.
Somthing that is dank.

Wow dude that chick is "Top Shelf"
dude this dank is "Top Shelf"

by Jacob Soltero January 11, 2012

top kill

A method used by oil drillers to stop an oil well from leaking. Used in the 1979 Ixtoc oil spill and considered a failure.

Gee, it'd be great if we could use the top kill method to stop the 2010 Deepwater Horizon spill, but we already know it doesn't work.

by Cocomaan May 28, 2010

bomb top

1. a very good/amazing blow job

guy: i heard that girl gives bomb top. imma go talk to her.

by blah^3 May 4, 2008

top shelf

A top shelf magazine contains 'men's interest material', making it unsuitable for minors to look at and therefore it is put out of their reach on the top shelf in the newsagent.

"If you're looking for 'Shaven Asian Babes' you'll find it on the top shelf."

by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004

top dog

A stud male who uses his charm and good looks to dominate women. He usually has a harem of women.

Qwill is the top dog of the group. When he enters the room, all the women flock around him to be subdued.

by TiramiSue December 12, 2008

top shelf

when u take off the top part of a toilet and shit in there.

dude go top shelf that shit.

by lkldjjsk June 30, 2004