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John Lennon

he IS the greatest man to ever live, second only to Jesus. His ideas of peace, love, and harmony still stand firm...but the word's too fucking ignorant to go with it. As Immortal Technique would say, Lennon truly lived "Revolutionarily."
by Entropy May 14, 2005
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John Sample

1) A generic name used just like john doe or jane doe. It is a "sample name"

2) A generic name for a tool or a village idiot. Most commonly a generic wigga especially one with a great deal of wiggerness, particularly in the Northeast near New York but well outside of any real ghetto.
teacher "I'm going to have to write you up, whats your name?"
student "John Sample"

Intercom "Will (the mutha Fuckin') john sample come to the office NOW!"

AIM convo
"dude, john sample is such a myth"
"No way, I buy all my drugs from him"
"LoL, ur never gonna be able to rat out ur dealer - he is a john doe"
by Physics Man II November 13, 2005
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john thicc

when you are playing fortnite and you find a "very attractive" outfit
oh boy that skin is a john thicc
by OOTIS BOOTIS March 22, 2019
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John Morris

A dumbass racist white dude with crooked teeth.
by Random dick weed June 14, 2019
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John Cringe

The inventor of cringe. He invented cringe right around the time god made Gabe.
by The wandoman May 30, 2020
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John Hearn

John Hearn is a good-looking guy who thinks he’s really big but is actually chubby
John Hearn, you’re not big, stop going to the gym!
by Gussudidococ March 20, 2019
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john heder

Person: John Heder is so poprockin'
Other person: His name is Jon, dickweed
by the raconteurs August 31, 2008
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