New Zealand

The free trial version of Australia, with the only threat being drunk bogans, the occasional flood and earthquakes. Pretty good views, I suppose. It's the same as Canada is to America: The politer, more boring version.
Guy 1: Yo, have you heard about New Zealand? I've always wanted to visit!
Guy 2: Dude, isn't their population like, 5 sheep for every person?
by logant547 July 20, 2023
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Windows News

A piece of fucking shit button that is stuck in my Taskbar and opens every single time I hover my mouse over it for 0.000001 seconds. It opens a popup that covers like about 40% of your screen, but only the area's that you are currently looking at. It shows some irrelevant news articles, and the weather and whatnot. It's icon is usually the weather of 2 hours ago or a dumb little pamphlet.
Bob: what is that virus on your screen?

Carl: That is Windows News.

Bob: is it dangerous?

Carl: Oh you don't even know!
by IRealyHateWindowsNews December 20, 2021
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New Malden

South West London suburb with one of the largest populations of koreans outside of korea. very relaxed atmosphere and only 20 minutes from waterloo. Great for a night out if you're into pubs and hidden korean karaoke bars.
yo im heading into new malden for some korean bbq and then a pint, you coming?
by gullyjosh February 20, 2018
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Fubar News

A community Facebook page in North East Scotland. This page gives local news in Aberdeen and Aberdeenshire. The information is submitted by people. Road Traffic Accidents, groups of kids hanging about etc.. Because of this the posts may be inaccurate or may not have actually happened. The page is also an outlet for people to show their own horrible views in the comments.
Mel : OMG theres people in a van going around Aberdeen stealing dogs.
Ewan: Theres nothing on the Police Scotland facebook page and no one has commented that their dog has been stolen.
Mel : But it's true it's on Fubar News.
by AberdeenButtery May 03, 2021
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New Cabraskasota

New Cabraskasota is the 51 us state in the us. It is famous for its unique name and interesting culture. It is located near arizona. It has most of the u.s. oil.
yo bro wanna go to New Cabraskasota for a vacation.
by New Cabraskasota September 17, 2023
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News Feeding

Giving people information that they do not care about. You being a news show.
Suremeo: Hey Zero, I just robbed a bank

Zero: I don't care.. Stop News Feeding
by xZeroOfficial August 18, 2018
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New Hartford

A town in New York State, populated by white trash who think they're WASPs.
New Hartford guy: "We're going to our second home for the weekend."
Normal guy: "Second home? You own two trailers?"
by Rigatoni Tony September 09, 2020
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