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Muffed up

Damn...you got all muffed up!!!!!
by iohnoprngs March 22, 2009
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muff brush

History: In numerous all-girl boarding schools, mechanical brushes have been banned on campus since these young girls would use them to masturbate.

(n): a toothbrush that a woman uses to pleasure herself, usually of the automated type.
"Corey, no dude! Don't use that one! That's her muff brush!"

In August, Matilda loves to spend the long, hot afternoons inside enjoying the pleasures of her mechanical muff brush.
by Muff master December 9, 2008
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Muff Cabbage

Stan: At Sizzler, when you were yelling "muff cabbage," what's "muff cabbage?"
Kyle: It's a- it's a Jersey thing.
by Loose Finger Louie October 18, 2010
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muffclouting

flat handid slap on the vagina
pating the muff=muffclouting
by seb May 13, 2005
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muffball

the game of trying to throw a football into a big prickly bush commonly referred to as "the muff" the defenders must dive in to save the ball from touching the bush or landing in it on a fly. created by 3 middle-lower class white kids in northern illinois
dude i got fucked up when spictor tackled me into the muff when we played muffball at teddy's last weekend.
by beector March 3, 2009
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Muff Cluster

I cluster of Lumpy Vagina's in a group, that are hairy.
"woah you see that old muff cluster over there"
by GooberPawn July 30, 2009
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Part Time Muff Diver

A girl who gives oral pleasure to another girl, part time. The rest of the time she is having her own muff dived.
Hannah is a part time muff diver, the rest of the time her muff is been dove in to.
by Ben6464 October 9, 2006
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