1. Any unpleasantness (odor, hair, pimples, etc) in a woman's vaginal area. Comes from the words cabbage and muff.
2. Somebody who's being a douchebag.
2. Somebody who's being a douchebag.
1. You're garbage! You've got cabbage in your f**king muff! (South Park Jersey Shore episode)
2. That guy just cut me off! He's such a muff cabbage!
3. I was at the bar last night, and the girl I was trying to get with all night ended up hooking up with some other guy. I hope she has real bad muff cabbage.
2. That guy just cut me off! He's such a muff cabbage!
3. I was at the bar last night, and the girl I was trying to get with all night ended up hooking up with some other guy. I hope she has real bad muff cabbage.
by sup69xoxo October 18, 2010
Get the Muff Cabbage mug.n 1. Loose hanging labia (minora). Used as an insult. Allegedly, a result of having multiple partners.
n. 2. A used woman; floozy
n. 2. A used woman; floozy
I opened her lips, but couldn't find the hole. All I could see was her muff cabbage blowing in the breeze!
by SouthPark101 October 19, 2010
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A coworker once suggested that the muffaletta sandwich at the local deli was too big for him to eat. He suggested that another male coworker "split the muffaletta" with him. We all loved the way that sounded for numerous reasons and can envision various definitions of the term. The actual act of splitting a sandwich with another male would seem very homosexual in nature. One wonders where does it stop - splitting a bowl of soup, an ice cream cone, a cold beverage, etc..
The act of "splitting the muffaletta" could be the act of entering a very hairy pubic area; taking on a very tough work project, ie, "this spreadsheet looks hard, looks like we are going to have the split the muffaletta!" Or, taking a crap when you butt cheeks are pimple ridden and pock marked - "I just ate tacos, now ive got to go split the muffaletta."
by muffaletta boy February 6, 2014
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Get the muffed mug.1. The roll of fat that develops on the hips of a momma bear after two or three birthings, usually most visible in may.
2. The smelly patch of hair on a man's gooch.
2. The smelly patch of hair on a man's gooch.
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