messy-mess

(n.)
1. A person who has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
2. A situation that has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.

1. Emily and Melissa quickly became a messy-mess after discovering the open bar.
2. After waking up the next morning, Emily and Melissa realized what a messy-mess they had created. Poor KC had to clean it all up.

by MelissaandEmily January 1, 2008

Two-message goodbye

when a betch tex-messagis yo, an' yo want to get her clingy ass away. ax her a question then when she sends hers back at ya. yo send her to da curb.

yeah man that betch wont leaf me alone...
fuck i gotta two-message goodbye that nasty swamp donkey.

by pdo and top shottie January 5, 2008

dread message

A message left on someones phone when the person leaving it is drunk.

"I got totally hammered last night and left a dread message on my girlfriends phone."

by Kurt Chaka March 2, 2008

chicken mess

some one who is a complete mess. has no class or style and everything about them is completely off.

aisha jae was a chicken mess when she went to prom with all that make up.

by koolazzavery February 18, 2009

goobledygoo message

A message left on a mobile phone while in a hurry and under the influence of alcohol, large amounts of marijuana or a combination of both.

Hey Stu. Left you a goobledygoo message.

by rasheem3 October 11, 2008

away message activist

some one who believes their away message can change the world (or the outcome of an election)

Tom: Did you see his away message? "If you vote for Obama, you'll go to hell."

Dick: What an away message activist.

by dsunavypa March 18, 2009

Man Mess

Semen; Sperm; Ejaculation

I cannot wait to spread my man mess all over her face.

by Billyho99 May 2, 2009