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All the King's Men

A very long novel written by Robert Penn Warren to torture the teens of modern society. Having a plot based around the politics and the corruption it can cause, in the end, just about everyone dies.
George: Dang, I gotta read All the King's Men for english class!

John: Don't worry: everyone kills themself, the end.
by Bumblebee15 March 21, 2011
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First Date Regulations for Men

1. 90 minutes maximum
2. Show up on time, but no earlier than 15 minutes.

3. Dress how you usually dress. Don’t wear a suit unless you’re coming from a meeting.
4. Have cash in your wallet. Not because you need it. Just trust me.
5. If you can’t afford to have cash in your wallet, you can’t afford a girlfriend.
6. Ripped jeans don’t look good
7. Have a reason to leave after 90 minutes. Make some shit up if you need to.

8. Don’t say you like something just because she does. If you despise it, don’t pretend to play along.

9. Bring a condom. You never know.

10. Just in case, have a Backup Call
Idk what to do for this date.

“Man, just review the first date regulations for men, that’s what they’re there for.”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
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dead-eyed white men

They share a common feature, beyond their gender and ethnicity. Americans who commit almost all mass shootings and other crimes of hate have the same uninflected, flat stare, easily seen in hundreds of photographs.
From Atlanta to Gilroy, through Las Vegas to Rockford, Orlando, El Paso and Oklahoma City, the locations and victims too many to count, the mass killings in America were not carried out by any of the hotly-feared groups targeted by the Far Right and the NRA. Mug shots reveal that in almost every case, the perpetrators were dead-eyed white men.
by Monkey's Dad March 18, 2021
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A day to counter female and male objectification culture that is glorified by 'Steak and BJ day on this same irrelevant number of a day.
Chap: Oh hi! whats new today?

Chap 2: "Orite mate, I'm having a fat steak for dinner then shoving my meaty piece inside.... because its Steak and bj day"

"Oh, nice, I'm playing some football, then off to protest against misogynistic twats like yourself because its "March 14th - Men Against Objectification Day" - the day men stand up against objectification of humans. You're more than welcome to come."
by mumbotombo March 14, 2013
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One who dosen't know that the other person
was being sarcastic about something that someone else said sarcastically.
this isn't some sorta message board where you can insult people, this is a dictionary.
by DaChazman February 23, 2005
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Real Men Wear Pink

The most awesome band in the world. It features Spencer, Dan, Travis, and Jeff Leight. Others appear with useless instruments. Like the tambourine and the thunder tube. Bongos are badass though. Hell yeah cracker.

See Spencer B.
"OMG! I just saw RMWP in concert. THEY WERE SO AWESOME!"
by Spencer B. September 15, 2004
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Grown Ass Men

Any rim that measures 24" and above.
That boy is ridin clean in that Escalade sittin on them Grown Ass Men!
by Kashtro December 16, 2005
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