Masterbaiting

When you touch your own dick male to arouse yourself and jack off harddd ;))

When you finger your own pussy female to jack off hardd ;)))

I JACKED OFF BY MASTERBAITING MYSELF IN THE DICK, IT FELT SO GOOD. ;))

by ahh, harder daddy. ;)) March 17, 2020

masturbate

*some of the* slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank, and waxing your carrot.

Now... Banning fantasizing about your neighbors wife? Well what else is a man supposed to think about while he's waxing his carrotmasturbate?
-Source: George Carlin

by Aazn February 20, 2006

mutual masterbation

Mutual masterbation is when two or more males get together in a room and masterbate infront of each other. They may get naked and sit in a cirle and masterbate the person to their left or they may just all masterbate themselfs at the same time. There are many variations.

When two friends meet in a room and they strip off and then masterbate each other until they ejaculate, this is an example of mutual masterbation.

by Jonathon C June 18, 2006

angry masturbation on a hangover

The act of performing extremely violent self sexual pleasure the morning after a night of heavy drinking and not getting laid. Usually leaves self inflicted puss oozing wounds and burns that can last up to 2 days; eventually, they turn into scabs then heal.

The guy who didn't get laid the night before decided to take his anger out through angry masturbation on a hangover.

or:

(during the act) "Damn you YAM RAAAHHH!!! You sat on my BALLS ARRRGGH!!! I HATE YO! RAAAH!!!!"

by douchewad September 2, 2006

masturbaceous

1. Relating to or having the qualities of the act of masturbation.

2. A misspelling of masturbacious or masturbalicious.

The patient had severe inflammation of the masturbaceous glands brought on by near-constant abuse, and was given an ointment.

by geniusiknowit November 11, 2008

mutal masturbation

Getting fingerd whist wanking off your man!!

its good for her & GR8 4 him

by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 4, 2003

masturbate

when a man slowly and while getting quicker rubs his penis up and down when he is horny until he ejaculates. results in extreme satisfaction.

last night i walked in on my brother masturbating. it made me horny so i stole his playboy, took off all my clothes, and started to masturbate in my room.

by AlwaysBord April 14, 2007