Master Shifu

Master Shifu is the greatest being to ever exist. He is the little red panda with the big mustache from Kung Fu Panda. He is out Lord and saviour!

I pray to you Master Shifu, may you rip :(

by Wakawakame he he samanamina !! April 27, 2021

skank master

the master of all skanks otherwise known as a pimp

john ant no skank master. jesus is

by BananaHamack December 27, 2008

Langley Master Keys

A lock picking set. The term originates from the lock manipulation course taught at Langley, training ground for CIA operatives.

Bill; "Damnit I locked the keys in the house!"
Ted; Don't sweat it, I have my Langley Master Keys

by ghost3x7 April 21, 2009

Krundle Master

One who is the master of punching or kicking others in the Krundle.

"If you acheive your Red belt 5th degree in Krundletry, then you are a Krundle Master."

by HaNdGr3NaDe September 6, 2009

Pes Master SHIT!

someone who thinks they are tank at a game (such as CoD) and is actually shit

Jon: Wow, Jamie thinks he's so good at CoD but he just got 4 kills to 23 deaths!
Ayrden: Ahaha, I bet he feels like a right Pes Master Shit!!

by jonjon6 May 9, 2010

Twig-master

A game which college stoners play when there is a gap between class and no work could possibly get done in the allotted break time.

Round one:
Someone first penetrates the ground with a twig, then players gather leaves and penetrate the leaves with the twig. The name of the game is to NOT be the person who puts the last leaf that fits on the twig. The person to penetrate the last leaf that will fit on the twig must eat half of the leaves!

Round two:
Twigs are thrown onto the pile of penetrated leaves left on the twig. There are various drinking rules that are applied when one misses the stack of leaves and such.

Stoner 1- Hey man! Break time, let's get our Twig-master on!
Stoner 2- Chyeah alright man! Group penetration has never been this fun!

by Charis66 December 1, 2010

pornhub master

The life of all porn hub humanity

"Did you get on XBOX today, no but my pornhub master did today because my ph level is low"

by The ph god November 11, 2015