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Jimmy Darling 

Seggsy mf. Jimmy MY Darling is Evan Peters' most criminally under appreciated AHS character (with the exception of maybe Mr Gallant. This mf has hands like lobsters, therefor he's incapable of doing simple and certainly vital things nevermind after he gets the ducking things removed. Firstly he can't even take a piss by himself and as you can probably imagine from the previous statement he "can't jack off for shit!" this is a truly heartbreaking statement. And for some strange reason they make him perform come as you are by Nirvana. Kurt Cobain (also a seggsy mf) didn't write this song until the 1990's, near enough 40 years after the time period that this specific freakshow is set in. Bu at the same time this took me a shockingly short amount of time to get over as it is a Ryan Murphy show after all so wtf was i excpecting? What did you expect? Do better next time.To this day I still believe that they should've made Jimmy play the guitar during this scene. Why? Because it'd honestly be hilarious to watch.
"who's your favourite ahs character??"
"jimmy darling"
WHAT A LEGEND!!
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Jimmy Garden

someone who loves jimmy stewart but they have a love for jimmy that they want to be apart of his little garden, you know it like a lil fam. to show love to the jimmy garden, there’s a flag (flag on ig: blank_face_boggie)
Ayo we need the jimmy garden

The jimmy garden can handle that

How dare you disrespect the jimmy garden

Jimmysexual

A male sports fan from the San Francisco Bay Area who claims to be a 49ers fan, but would rather watch Jimmy Garoppolo's pretty face every Sunday than watch the 49ers win.
Al, yes he is good looking but he sucks at football you are a Jimmysexual.
Jimmysexual by Mr Bill Brasky August 31, 2021
From the Ecclesiastic Late Latin Iacomus, an evolution of Iacobus which is from the Ecclesiastic Iakōbos, a cognate of the Hebrew Yaakov. The name has its root in ya`aqob (supplanting, seizing by the heel). Some say Iacomus arises from an error in the transcription of manuscripts from the Greek to the Latin by an early monk. Short: Jim. Pet: Jamie, Jimmy.

In the modern day English Jimmy can be referred to someone who cannot help but tell everyone about his new and recent purchases to anyone who will listen (or not). Jimmy's are known for there mild mannered personalities which makes them very good at being used.

It is common to find them around agricultural areas mucking out stables, tending to chickens or walking their pets.

They have been known to clock watch when with other males due to always feeling as if they should be doing something else other than enjoying themselves.
Alan: Hey Jimmy what are you up to today, wanna hang out?

Jimmy: No can do I am afraid I have to muck out the horses and then walk the dogs. There's just not enough hours in the day to enjoy myself.

Alan: Classic Jimmy, see you around i suppose then...
Jimmy by Dr Carruthers November 15, 2021

Jimmy Jangle 

When you drink spinny water and have an out of body experience.
yo tim you about some spinny water? Imma jimmy jangle that shit.
Jimmy Jangle by rawdoggindog November 16, 2021

Jimmy Cone 

the act of a traffic cone being stuck up a females vagina then sticking your dick through the hole at the top of it and then having sex. All while eating ice cream
Person one: did you hear that john and sarah had a Jimmy cone?
Person two: They got ice cream?
Person one: They got a lot more than just ice cream...
Jimmy Cone by ManMan6t9 November 17, 2021
someone who will sexually assault you and then try to hit you with his car
i don’t wanna touch your dick jimmy, please don’t hit me with a car