Ray William Johnson

the cleaner of tiktok, original host of =3, creator of "doin yo mom (2009)"

*sees bad video*
ray william johnson where are you?

by i like eating potatoes, since they are very tasty. i'm currently watching adam neely's new video about the levitating lawsuit. this username is very long btw, it's because i know how to code March 6, 2022

John "Johno" Johnson

A threesome only involving Johnson (aka penis) owning participants.
This 3 way sausage fest is inclusive of male, trans or hermaphrodites. Biological females may be permitted to participate if they wear a strap on at all times.
The "Johno" in the love trio is usually reserved for the role of "lucky pierre"

John "Johno" Johnson

"What did you get up to over the weekend?"

"I went on a night out in Barrow-In-Furness and ended up being the "Johno" in a John Johno Johnson"

by Skin-e! March 13, 2022

Jack Johnson

A whiny Bitch with a guitar that every one loves for being trendy.

Jack Johnson is a Douche

by Jak6508 January 28, 2010

Johnsonism

Fascism.

BBC: "Are we witnessing the birth of Johnsonism?"

Everybody: "You mean fascism?"

by F464 December 20, 2019

lorry johnson

a young man who commonly attends gay raves to achieve entry to mens bum holes

guy 1: hey what did u get up last night man

guy 2: i went to a gay rave!

guy 1: pfft thats only for people like lorry johnson, who like schlongs in the asses

by benLOLatlorry October 16, 2008

Abigail 'Johnson'

A sweet caring girl, who is by far the most attractive on the planet. One can not dare fathom the awesomeness. It is said if one Abigail 'Johnson', is to combine with an asian's awesomeness the world will self implode in deft-defying cuteness!

Dude, did you hear? it's the end of the world, Abigail 'Johnson', and an asian finally got together! RUN.

by NezumiiroShinobi December 10, 2012

Brian Johnson

Brian Johnson was a slave that escaped from the cotton fields and fought for black mens rights back in the 1840's. Brian Johnson is now a house hold name in some parts of the world.

Travisss durex is trying to get out of his cot again the little Brian Johnson.

by Calculatorfucker July 2, 2018