Jesus Talk 

A term to describe gossip.

"So much shit went down this weekend! I have soo much Jesus Talk!!"

Jesus Talk by slothman81690 March 13, 2008

JESUS SUFFERIN FUCK! 

A scottish made swear for a accident or a suprisied word or to alert of a sudden pain.

Billy - (walks into door) JESUS SUFFERIN FUCK!

JESUS SUFFERIN FUCK! by KARL thorne December 18, 2008

Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ

1. Possibly the most extreme, blasphomous term to use when one is surprised and/or outraged in the english language.
2. Used as a term to say something random but incomprehensible for a few seconds to the person the term is directed to.

Situation 1:

Somone busts into a room with an AK-47 and shoots the person right next to you.

Your response: Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ!

Situation 2:

Johnny: Sooooo...
Mike: hmm....
Chris: yeah...
Dalton: JESUS FUCKING MARY DOGGYSYLE CHRIST!
Johnny: wtf happened?
Mike: oh my stars
Chris: lollerpops

Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ by MrDinkleberry November 21, 2005

Jesus Christ on a Coke Binge 

A variation of the commonly used Jesus Christ. It carries the same meaning as Jesus Christ.

"Holy Jesus Christ on a Coke Binge, I can't believe the Steelers won!"

Jesus Christ on a Coke Binge by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Jesus Christmas 

This combination of words refers to a moment in time when you are suddenly overwhelmed, hurt, in disbelief, or just plain in the Christmas spirit. It can replace several profane words to create a tasteful way of expressing your feelings.

"Jesus Christmas, Jeff just threw up all over that chick!!"
"I think I broke my pinky toe... Jesus Christmas!!"
"Jesus Christmas that's a big present under that there tree Uncle Bernard!!"

Jesus Christmas by KricklesCG February 16, 2009

jesus freak 

Someone who persists in talking about the importance of Jesus in their life and the world to the point of being rude.

Oh no, the Jesus Freak is spouting off again.

jesus freak by Observer52 August 30, 2005

Jesus Ponies 

Slang used to describe Dinosaurs, there is a Facebook page "Dinosaurs are Jesus Ponies!!"

Also, a blog about Sarah Palin states that she believes in Jesus Ponies

Should be the official phrase to describe Dinosaurs

Friend 1: Dude! look at those awesome Jesus Ponies!

Friend 2: What? Don't you mean Dinosaurs?

Friend 1: Nope, those are definitely Jesus Ponies.

Jesus Ponies by chunk norris December 3, 2010