Swathing Biscuit

Canned biscuits rolled out and wrapped around a wiener. It’s like Pigs in a Blanket, but with actual human anatomy replacing the hot dog.

Tucker: *playing Warzone with the boys*
Boys: “Tuck, where’d you go? Did you mute your coms again?!”
Tucker: *wraps his wiener in Pillsbury Biscuits*
Tucker: “My bad, the wife was tired of me ignoring her, so I showed her my Swathing Biscuit”

by WhoreZone March 11, 2022

bobbin' for biscuits

a constant and difficult struggle to complete daily menial tasks, usually not worth the effort

Jenny, aged 65, and new to show business, spent all day sending out resumes, headshots and postcards in order to get noticed as an actress. Her friends were afraid to tell her that she was just bobbin' for biscuits.

by Michael Arden September 2, 2007

biscuit taco

A taco constructed by cupping one's penis with their balls in a taco fashion.

When she came into the room I was going to show her my fruit bowl, but I opted for a biscuit taco instead.

by beenjamin' May 11, 2015

Shizz Biscuits

What one might say instead of swearing when someone with authority is around. Also used in the presence of young children or if something is not agreeable to oneself.

Shizz biscuits!!! I spilled my coffee!!!

Aw shizz biscuits, I locked my keys in the car!

HOLY SHIZZ BISCUITS WHAT THE SHIZZ BISCUIT IS THAT!?!

by IcyShadows January 18, 2011

zoo biscuits

Any African currency.

Mother in law phones bank looking for Zoo Biscuits, Bank person asks how many would she like to buy.

by MysticCHicken October 11, 2018

Biscuit Burner

A degenerate middle school/high school aged child who runs up behind people with a lighter and sets their crotch area on fire. The child will then proceed to yell about how they got "Biscuit Crisped" and then runs off leaving the man with a burning cock n' balls.

Bob: Who is that?

Joe: That's Billy, he's the worst Biscuit Burner in town.

by IIIIEFIUOHEOWIUFHJAIL January 6, 2021

Knowledge Biscuit

A nugget of golden wisdom that someone graciously gives you from their mouth to your ears. Also to be exclaimed after dropping said knowledge biscuit.

"I just dropped a knowledge biscuit on your ass."

"Dude did you know Hitler had a huge farting problem? KNOWLEDGE BISCUIT!"

by iamahab April 15, 2012