World-Class Footballer

A World-Class Footballer Is Someone Who Ranks In The Top 5 Players In That Position. The Player Must Also Be Performing At A High Level For The Last 3 Seasons.

THESE ARE THE ONLY World-Class Footballer IN THE EPL: KDB, VVD, ALISSON, SALAH, FABINHO, TRENT, ROBERTSON, HARRY KANE, SON, LUKAKU, RONALDO.

by Footy Geek September 8, 2021

big dummy head football dog

A big dummy head football dog is another name for bull terriers. Their long, round faces resemble football. And they are big dummy heads.

“Walter is so cute”
“Yeah he’s a big dummy head football dog”

by cheapwaffles November 16, 2020

Touch Football

A Form of Rugby League so Its Touch Not Tackle.
Its Limited-Contact

Bob - What ta fuck is Touch Football
JS - Form of Rugby

by Walmart Tech support July 31, 2018

hybrid football

Football crossed with other sports, activities and technologies to create a new hybrid football game

Have you played Padbol yet? A hybrid football game that crosses football with tennis, squash and padel

by BillyMoss87 June 12, 2023

Danish football players

They beat the Swedes. Danish footballers released wild boars on the football field in Frölunda in order to win. They cheat often.

Danish football players cheated again today, they also murdered my pet echidna grumblescout.

by Every Swedish person April 16, 2022

monkey monkey football

Another word for a three-some

The guy ask the 2 girls if they want to play monkey monkey football

by j-me lynn January 14, 2014

Football player

Normal chill people who get a bad rep from retarded mivie and shows from 2006. Liek actually. Its 2025, not all football players are bullies. Actually 90% of football palyers are really nice, except for the quarter back sometimes. Thats basically it.

Football player are cool.(espically offensive linemen)

by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025