MAC-fished

When you go to bed with a girl looking like a supermodel and you wake up the next morning her face on the pillow and she look hideous!

"Went to bed with Halle Berry woke up with Whoopi Goldberg...MAC-fished "

by Dayna-Rae August 3, 2017

Bass Fishing

At Yale, This word refers to the act of scouting out hot girls/boys in Bass Library. Due to all of the pent up sexual energy at the school, libraries such as Bass are prime spots to scout out and look for potential mates.

Dude, you going bass fishing later today? So I was bass fishing and saw the hottest girl!

by Yalekidd January 10, 2014

fish dipping

the act of inserting a scaled fish in your partner's ass, removing it and smacking your partner in the face with a shit covered fish.

at the family reunion i caught grandpa and grandma fish dipping

by the wedge December 14, 2008

Fish Stab

Slang: Female Masterbation

To engage in solo female oriented sexual activity.

Yo, I heard Lindzie went home from the club empty handed, I bet she played a game of Fish Stab before she went to bed.

Hey Sarah you stinky fishstabbing bitch, Bring me a beer!

by The Seeker January 8, 2009

fish-cock

Fishcock is when you have not bathed in more than three days so your penis smells like fish.

babe your penis smells like fish-cock you need to shower

by that word guy dude February 14, 2018

fish tan

dried up jizz on the skin of a lady, so called because it makes the skin look scaley like a fish, and also changes the skin tone, like a tan

"suzy is a scruffy cow, i gave her a pearl necklace last night and she went to bed without getting a shower so she woke up with a fish tan"

by natrl March 25, 2010

blend the fish

To be the first to light-up a joint.

Stoner: "Man, I was amazed... No one blended the fish until the first encore."
Stoner 2: "Dude, why didn't you cowboy the fuck up?"

by wilco fan December 18, 2003