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Daisy Dumps

A removable, rechargeable, washable, nonrefundable, fragrence ass patch; that dampens the smell of your unbearable gas.
I ate Taco Bell earlier and have a big date tonight, I'd be worried about my gas but I just got my shipment of Daisy Dumps in! Now I can rip ass all I want!
by Rastachickenslut February 23, 2015
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Mushroom dump

When you sit on the toilet and jerk off into the bowl, while taking a shit.
Brandon was attempting a mushroom dump, but unfortunately had no luck, until Jerry came to assist.
by Hammerhead250 November 14, 2020
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Prison Dump

Flushing the toilet the moment your log hits water. This is especially courteous if you plan to loiter on the pot for an extended time post-deposit. In prison, you would likely become “the belle of the ball” if you had the gall to spread your stink. Never roost upon your waste.
Person 1 - “bro you were in there for a while, is it safe?”

Person 2 - “oh yeah man I had a prison dump. Played candy crush for 20 minutes
by Pardig September 6, 2021
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Bottom-Dump

When it’s been a long week of bottoming for a guy guy and he finally let’s all the loads out.
“Fred was such a whore this week, he is gonna have a massive bottom-dump later
by Jollyestrancgers July 21, 2022
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Dryer dump

Fecal matter deposited into someone's dryer usually.
"Someone dropped a dryer dump at our party last night. I thought it was a brown sock and picked it up."
by layout-420 December 5, 2015
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Dump Shrimp

Verb - to have coitus, make love, or dispose of a hefty amount of shrimp
“Yo last night I went to Dump Shrimp with Jessica, it was hot”
by Sawl January 20, 2021
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Dumped dogpression

The withdrawals a person goes to after loosing contact with a dog due to a breakup.
John was an asshole but I’m having real dumped dogpression.
by Csaldawg April 21, 2020
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