D.S.B.

Acronym for Drunken Slut Brigade. A cadre of twenty-something, promiscuous young women who are keen on icing, ripping off each other's style, dating the same guys in sequential fashion, and being overgrown alcoholic scene whores and terrible people in general. Often former straight edge girlfriends of unsuccessful mallcore band members. Any and all valid criticism of their acute lack of anything resembling a mature lifestyle is instant dismissed as hating. Dresses as provocatively as humanly possible, but becomes upset if you notice their cleavage that has neon lighting fixtures directing your gaze towards it.

I see that Tits McGee is hanging out with Whitney, has a new monroe piercing and is "loving life" now...she must be a new recruit of the D.S.B.!

by Zheroen July 6, 2010

Captain D's

The only other option if a Jew doesn't want McDonald's Filet o fish sandwhich

Person 1:Hey wanna go to Captain D's?
Person 2: Yeah ok.

by chalk5oda2oy December 16, 2016

DSD

Deloitte Shut Down: When an intolerable and arrogant employee/ future employee of Deloitte incorrectly answers a question in class, and is subsequently shut down by the teacher and humilated to a point where they are forced to look down and refuse to answer any future answers. THat is DELOITTE SHUT DOWN BITCHES!!!!

Tax Class:

Bob (Deloitte Douchebag): Cant we make a sect 22 election in this case?

Prof: No! What kind of stupid comment is that?

Bob: I am sorry I work at Deloitte, I just presumed everything I say must be correct.

Prof: DSD

by PwC moron February 3, 2010

L.D.S.

Limp Dick Smack, usually a practice performed after sex when the male has just gotten back from throwing away the condom. The preferred location would be on the cheek or right across the forehead. It is very similar to the post-game slap on the ass in football.

Dude she totally rocked my world so when I walked back in I had to give her the ole L.D.S. out of sheer respect.

by Ben14 February 24, 2007

DSK

Dick Sucking Knees- the effect that performing filacio on a person has on the performer's knees. The knees tend to develop irritation from kneeling for an extended period of time.

Guy: Last night was amazing but my girlfriend has been complaining about her DSK's all day.
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Guy: Look at that queer! I can see his DSK's from here!

by kwood dawg April 24, 2009

dsi

A text abbreviation that stands for "Dying Slowly Inside" and is used as the opposite of "lol" or "laugh out loud"

a texted conversation:
"how r u?"

dsi

"oh no why?"

bc im going to fail this APUSH test

by Borhild October 4, 2010

T.D.S. or Tim Deflection Syndrome

T.D.S. is a little-known syndrome that manifests itself usually during online forum discussions of a political nature. While sharing the same initials as the famous "Trump Derangement Syndrome," it is loosely related to "Trump Derangement Syndrome" in that discussions regarding Trump end up being "deflected" to an unrelated topic, hence "Tim Deflection Syndrome." It can happen with any case at any time, though.

T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome
Non-T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome discussion flow -

Person A - "Did Trump say the election was rigged?"
Person B in response to Person A - "Yes, I believe Trump did say the election was rigged."

T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome discussion flow -
Person A - "Did Trump say the election was rigged?"
Person B(inflicted with T.D.S. or Tim Deflection Syndrome) in response to Person A - "How about those Dodgers?!?"

by JChar!es March 5, 2022