An undesirable bisexual woman whose emotional and relationship baggage and raging anger make her impossible to have any relationship with, let alone a triadbut who insists she is a rare desirable unicorn whose rarity makes her in charge of all relationships. A donkey with a traffic cone on her head pretending to be a Unicorn.
by maplefrost November 1, 2017
Get the Cone Donkey mug.Extremely hot and putrid smelling farts. The kind that can fill a room and feel like you’ve stepped into a steaming fog that surrounds your body and fills your lungs. The kind of fart that stanks so bad that you think it might get stuck on your clothes or skin.
“Oh man, I’ve been dropping donkey-bombs all day. Must be all those eggs and that kombucha I had this morning.”
“I couldn’t wait to get off that bus, I thought I was going to barf. Someone dropped a hot donkey-bomb and my eyes started watering.”
“I couldn’t wait to get off that bus, I thought I was going to barf. Someone dropped a hot donkey-bomb and my eyes started watering.”
by Bird Diapers March 31, 2022
Get the Donkey-bombs mug.A term used to describe extremely long ashes on the end of a blunt or joint. Common slamg originating in southern Ohio around 2013. Still frequently used today.
“Yo you’re donkey dickin that blizzy hard!”
“Ash that donkey dick before you burn holes in my couch bro!”
“Ash that donkey dick before you burn holes in my couch bro!”
by Hot-Lon July 24, 2018
Get the Donkey Dickin mug.A midwestern colloquialism, originating from Nebraska, used to celebrate overcoming long odds through exceptional skill or luck, especially within the context of golf or gambling.
The shooter's 5th consecutive 7 on the come out was met with a resounding 'DRAIN DONKEY!' from the betting gallery.
by linguistic anthropologist June 2, 2011
Get the drain donkey mug.A person gets mad at someone else who is not doing any work.
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I'm just so mad at this donkey team member, said George.
You're a donkey wrangler expressed Joe.
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I'm just so mad at this donkey team member, said George.
You're a donkey wrangler expressed Joe.
Zonia, never does any work, what a donkey. "omg retweet, I just want to wrangle her for not doing work" said Arlo. Arlo is a donkey wrangler.
by banyakumbaya December 18, 2021
Get the donkey wrangler mug.Watch out for that new female boss. So she not offended lets give her an asshat and call it a donkey sombrero.
by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010
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